notsmokinjo

Congratulations @backtoreality! You are already 2 months smoke free. What a fantastic base you have in place for your life long quit. Keep up all your great work. I hope you have a celebration planned to reward yourself.

Omg I'm loosing my mind. Ffs .

Trying to fix the brand new laptop cos I frucked up the keyboard setting and I'll be typing even worse than on the itty bitty phone.

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He thought I was trying to 'learn soccer' so we can watch the world cup together.

Sadly I think both... But I love it.

And the winner is Fluffy.... 1. When I rang dad to ask if his pay TV (cable) had the Saints (UK) game he asked me why and told me he barracks for Everton cos they wear blue like Carlton. 2. Told me I had a shit soccer team just like I have a shit footy team. Then proceeded to tell me why he thinks we won't avoid relegation and asked me to move back home cis he misses his sport buddy. 3. lie ... I started barracking for the Saintas (Aus) when I was 5..... I chose them cos south Melbourne moved to Sydney, dad said we had to barrack for Carlton, I didn't know where Carlton was so I picked st klda because its next door to Sth melb and nearly the same colours. your up @Wee fluffy me

@Octain happy birthday mate.

Today it meant a brand new winter uniform for a the kid and a laptop for the mumma.

I hop, I have big ears but nope, unless I bring me teddy I can't ve here...

And out came a foam party I put in a brand new laptop

-11 .. Morning (evening) ..

He already tried it on, he shared the selfies in chicks v sticks...now we know who to thank.

Oh I wont have any issues with Pork Chop we'll be perfectly well behaved in your absence... But that BKP bloke might be a bit of a concern, I'm not so sure about him.

Will there be fairy bread?

Off to get the kid a kilt for her winter uniform and a new laptop for me... Yay not smoking!

Um...@reci wot calendar are we using??? Pretty sure there aren't 17 months in a year???...shit the pressures getting to me.? Enjoy ya hols. Not hardley... I'm pretty sure @reciprocity went "eenie, meany, miney, mo. ..oh fvck I've landed on Jo!" But its good cos I said, "she'll be right mate"

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-8 @reciprocity shouldn't you be lacking your bag instead of posting for selfies?

-6 .... Watching you^^^

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@WeegieWoman, are ya just pissed, smashed, sh¡t faced, spastic or para?