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He already tried it on, he shared the selfies in chicks v sticks...now we know who to thank.

Oh I wont have any issues with Pork Chop we'll be perfectly well behaved in your absence... But that BKP bloke might be a bit of a concern, I'm not so sure about him.

Will there be fairy bread?

Off to get the kid a kilt for her winter uniform and a new laptop for me... Yay not smoking!

Um...@reci wot calendar are we using??? Pretty sure there aren't 17 months in a year???...shit the pressures getting to me.? Enjoy ya hols. Not hardley... I'm pretty sure @reciprocity went "eenie, meany, miney, mo. ..oh fvck I've landed on Jo!" But its good cos I said, "she'll be right mate"

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@WeegieWoman, are ya just pissed, smashed, sh¡t faced, spastic or para?

Spiced rum and diet coke Weegie? Do you sing when ya drunk?

@WeegieWoman I have to have some tests and the doctor has put me on a low iodine diet to do them... So I am not allowed to have Vegemite, or marmite but I think marmite tastes cack anyway. Um... Not allowed dairy, fish, shellfish, green leafy veggies, bananas, cauliflower, broccoli, eggs, grains, bread, pasta, pricessed meat, more than 170g of meat a day, nothing out if a tin...

1. I just found out my dad follows Everton "even though Chelsea is blue too and they have thier own channel". 2. My dad told me my soccer teams is sh¡t and they're gunna get relegated. 3. My dad says that I only barrack for the Saintas cos I don't like blue. Oh hell no marmite us foul...but its on the band list... Like frickin everything.

Oh are you practising your Aussie accent. We end all our sentences with an upward inflection so it sounds like a question even when its not.

So clearly ta both wrong... Do I'll give ya 3 more...but first. 1. Yeah I am thinking if going back for my dip ed... Would you let me teach your kids??? 2. Yep, no Vegemite for at least 3 weeks cos the Dr has me on a special diet. 3. Lie... I got corporate tickets to the footy with seafood smorgas board and all you can eat carvery and dessert bar...but let my boss have it to take his kids who follows the dogs. .. Cos I can't eat any of the stuff and day one that would be too much torture.

Is a heat wace in Scotland when it hits 15 two days in a row?

Ah yes but you were in the middle of summer and I my dear lord Kent am talking about the second month of Autumn.

@Sslip 15 consecutive days.. Sorry, I shouldn't laugh, that really is a record summer. But just saying... From Sunday we his had 31, 23, 28, 23, 30, 29... But if it makes you feel better were expecting 17 today.

Oi @WeegieWoman.. 42 is not old... I told ya 76 is the vest vintage... So @Sslip did you have 3days of 30°C or manage a whole week in 76?... Can I just point out those if us languishing in your penal colony are still enjoying 30 degree temps half way into Autumn. 1. I am thinking about going back to school to get my teaching degree.. 2. I am eating my last vegemite anything for at least 3 weeks. 3. I am going to the footy tonight to watch the dogs in a corporate seating present.

76 is the best bloody vintage.. All the best things came out if 76. @WeegieWoman maybe hubby has long toenails cos he thinks it will make his feet bigger tgsn yours. OK having a thinky dink...

Navy...

1. Is the lie I thought it was a ninja turtle reference... Oops...

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