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G’day NOPE .....Not One Puff Ever.... (replace Ever with Min,Hour, Day as required)

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Looking for news about Hank the Tank. If you don't already know, Hank the Tank is a black bear that lives near Lake Tahoe, California. He found himself in a bit of trouble when it was believed that he was breaking into homes to steal food. The last I heard, Hank had been cleared in some of the break-ins as it was found that some of the bears breaking and entering were females. Hank took the rap because he's a fat boy and likes to eat. I know there are a lot of other news stories out there right now, but I wish someone would do a follow-up on Hank. Godspeed Hank the Tank, wherever you may be.

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you are doing great Justin. today will be a wonderful smokeless day.

Nope. .Never surrender!!!

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Another meme coming your way

#8 on the top 10 reasons to stop smoking. You get a lot of cool memes sent to you.

Good job!!!

Day 23.

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Dat was a cute one.

Thanks, Jillar.

I'm an engineer. My wife says engineers are weird. Probably some truth to that. When we got married, the preacher required you have one counseling discussion w/ her before she would marry you. One of the questions she asked was "How likely do you think it is your marriage will last". I answered "50/50". She was surprised and asked why 50/50. I said "because statistically, 50% of marriages end in divorce". She probably thought I was weird too. lol But my marriage has lasted over 35 years.

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5. cuss while untangling them

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Happy otters make everyone smile! Howdy

1. Add a little festive flair to your patio

Great job Despair Not! Congratulations!!!

Unusual dalliances emerged

Got home eventually — rather belatedly. homes

G’day NOPE .....Not One Puff Ever.... (replace Ever with Min,Hour, Day as required)

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That's why the epitaph on my tombstone will read "Told Ya So!"

You got this, @JustinHoot99...

Being in the car is not really a problem. It's having access to the car when my wife is away that is the problem. For instance, if my wife was going to my daughters for the weekend (4hrs away), I would have her hide the keys. When she is home, I do not worry because I know she will smell me when I get home. My mind is a mess. I kept my car keys over the weekend. I used it 5 times, but everything in my little town is only 5-10min away, so no long drives. I drove to the park 3 times and hiked, also to a movie. Then I turned my keys in for her to hide Sun nite. Next Friday, I get them back for the weekend. Going to do that for about 4 wks. Or the rest of my life. Whatever it takes.

10. End your marriage without a divorce. (Only works if the other half uses the bath) Bobby pins