October 4, 20196 yr Author ^wot she said.... Your lot call it the clap...our lot call it the Jack.....we also call the little white ball in lawn bowls the jack....and we call the cops the jacks....not sure what the connection is between the 3 but good luck coming here and not growing up with the language.
October 4, 20196 yr This board is so educational....now I know ALL about the clap ...... interesting......
October 4, 20196 yr I believe I have finished the Margaret Mary PhD Valise. Will take pics later...sit with it for the afternoon and see if it is ready. You be careful @Doreensfree, my darling Smut Sister, with all this new information. Don't let anyone give you the Jack when you are in Kangaroo land !
October 4, 20196 yr 18 minutes ago, Sazerac said: You be careful @Doreensfree, my darling Smut Sister, with all this new information. Don't let anyone give you the Jack when you are in Kangaroo land ! Aww Don't worry Saz. ...I'll be careful.....I'll ask first !!!
October 4, 20196 yr 2 hours ago, Doreensfree said: This board is so educational....now I know ALL about the clap ...... interesting......
October 5, 20196 yr Listening to my oldies, just listened to Louie what a wonderful world, sat back and realized I have been truly Blessed in my life. I reminisced back to my first wife, we were not in the best place and sometimes she would get feeling down. I would hug her get her in the truck and take her down Rosecrans blvd. This is a place were Families were living in cardboard boxes along side the railroad tracks, a very sad sight to see. After, we pulled into our drive way, no words were said it was obvious she felt better about where we were.
October 6, 20196 yr The Boxes at the top open, the one with holy medals reveal the lavender pointer and the one w/ crosses holds the pen/pencil set. The two little boxes on the right open, the top one holds a digital recorder the bottom holds my grandmothers rosary beads. The blue purse has a tin of 'atonemints' mints. The books are a blank book, the flask, an old copy of Mr. Boston's cocktail guide and an Oxford dictionary. The box that just looks silver has a little praying girl statue and holy card collage. The holy cards on the left are loose and can move around. The plasma ball is battery operated and extra batteries and extra ink/pencil leads and erasers are in the box that it sits on. Daughter In law is getting her PhD in religious ethics so, I got to use up a bunch of my religious ephemera. The pen/pencil set is really nice...they are beautifully weighted and write like liquid. The flask is filled with a nice Cognac. I think it came out well. The engineering of the boxes that open work really good. They are screwed in and open/close easily. Everything stays in place snugly.
October 6, 20196 yr It is beautiful @Sazerac. Such a very unique gift. I am positive she will love it!
October 6, 20196 yr Author OMG @Sazerac....stunning, and so precious. Including your grandmother's rosaries is the thing that will make this a true treasure. I absolutely love this. Me...sitting at the quacks waiting to have the kid seen in the treatment room...new piercing so swollen the head of earring has disappeared into the piercing...so it's inside her ear. Here's the back of the earring... But where's the front of the earring... Edited October 6, 20196 yr by notsmokinjo Pics
October 6, 20196 yr Thank you @Linda Thomas and @notsmokinjo, I am v. happy with it. The engineering took a long time...but, really proud of my brain for figuring it out. lol. Geeze Jo ! Birdie ! I am so sorry. Little things like this can be really bad, glad you are with the quack.
October 6, 20196 yr 32 minutes ago, notsmokinjo said: OMG @Sazerac....stunning, and so precious. Including your grandmother's rosaries is the thing that will make this a true treasure. I absolutely love this. Me...sitting at the quacks waiting to have the kid seen in the treatment room...new piercing so swollen the head of earring has disappeared into the piercing...so it's inside her ear. Here's the back of the earring... But where's the front of the earring... Wow Jo ..Awful ..the same thing happened to my Nicky too....after the procedure to remove it ..we didn't bother with earrings.....hope it ok ....hugs to Birdy xxx
October 6, 20196 yr Author So 3 injections of lidocaine latter and it held just long enough to pull the earring through the back. Guess those studies that said locals don't work on red heads were on the money. She did get a Slurpee and a golden gaytime Krispy Kreme donut out of it.....omg the donuts taste just like the icecreams.
October 6, 20196 yr Ouch Jo, glad they got it out! Nice work saz, you're DIL is going to treasurer I'm sure
October 6, 20196 yr Well, I really will stop now. I switched out The Boston Bartenders Guide (will send that to her on another occasion) for a small New Testament and Psalms... and covered the Dictionary (and the New Testament). It looks better and makes more sense. Filled up the Flask with Cognac and ready to send, possibly tomorrow. Thanks for all your compliments and help with this. Y'all are great muses.
October 7, 20196 yr Getting ready to finally get rid of what's been blocking my ear .... Don't all shout at once when I get back later ...
October 7, 20196 yr As long as you left the Cognac in it should be alright. Seriously though, what a thoughtful, beautiful gift and I can tell how much fun you had putting it together and finding just the right pieces. Lucky daughter-in-law you have and I bet she already knows that.
October 7, 20196 yr GOOD LUCK, DOREEN! Sorry, didn't mean to shout, but I hope all goes well and you get some relief. I know firsthand how frustrating and annoying ear problems can be.
October 7, 20196 yr Well ,it seems I have a inflammed inner ear...so have to take sudafed and inhale with Vicks ... Need to sort it before I fly ...
October 7, 20196 yr Figuring out where to put what on the forum 😛 And sipping water every time my junkie mind wants to seduce me to "come over to the dark side" AND getting really annoyed by one of my cats who only finds me very interesting when sitting behind the computer and decides it's great to stroll in front of my monitor and back again over my keyboard.. Oh the joys of being a cat own...slave
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