August 9, 20197 yr It must be Fridayfrickin night and time for my weekly fruckin public transport rant .... What the fruck is wrong with people....1. you let thefruckin cvnts getting off the frucking train off before you try to get on...not fruckin rocket science you dumb cvnts...and letting them of the train does not mean standing 1m from the door...where the fruck are they going????......2. pushing past people and physically shoving them to get the seat you want ...what the fruck is that crap???.....3. those orange seats they are for people who need a seat because they are old, or blind, or sick or ..you get the frucking picture????? Not for some 20 something frucktard who thinks it's his right!!!! 4. Banks of 3 seats have not been designed so two men can sit with their legs so far apart they either have coconuts for balls or elephantiasis of the scrotum ..and I checked, nope...... I am frucking over this crap.....so far this week i have had get home at nearly midnight because a train hit a car.... I stood there snapping my fingers in the face of some dumb cvnt guy sitting in the special needs seats (taking up 2 I might add with his man spreading) because a little old couple needed the seat and resorted to pulling his ear buds out and losing my shit in a real quit sinister voice...and tonight I got pushed the fruck over but some cvnt trying to get to the seat was heading towards...I don't think he expected me to fall but he was kind of lucky the little Asian lady started wacking him with her umbrella cos I was going full blown psycho if I caught him. .little fun fled to the next carriage and as I headed after him (his head was coming off an going up his arse) I was bought to my senses by umbrella lady.
August 9, 20197 yr 4 hours ago, notsmokinjo said: It must be Fridayfrickin night and time for my weekly fruckin public transport rant .... What the fruck is wrong with people....1. you let thefruckin cvnts getting off the frucking train off before you try to get on...not fruckin rocket science you dumb cvnts...and letting them of the train does not mean standing 1m from the door...where the fruck are they going????......2. pushing past people and physically shoving them to get the seat you want ...what the fruck is that crap???.....3. those orange seats they are for people who need a seat because they are old, or blind, or sick or ..you get the frucking picture????? Not for some 20 something frucktard who thinks it's his right!!!! 4. Banks of 3 seats have not been designed so two men can sit with their legs so far apart they either have coconuts for balls or elephantiasis of the scrotum ..and I checked, nope...... I am frucking over this crap.....so far this week i have had get home at nearly midnight because a train hit a car.... I stood there snapping my fingers in the face of some dumb cvnt guy sitting in the special needs seats (taking up 2 I might add with his man spreading) because a little old couple needed the seat and resorted to pulling his ear buds out and losing my shit in a real quit sinister voice...and tonight I got pushed the fruck over but some cvnt trying to get to the seat was heading towards...I don't think he expected me to fall but he was kind of lucky the little Asian lady started wacking him with her umbrella cos I was going full blown psycho if I caught him. .little fun fled to the next carriage and as I headed after him (his head was coming off an going up his arse) I was bought to my senses by umbrella lady. I am sorry Jo but I am laughing at your description but not your situation. You can sure add a lot of color to a bad situation!
August 9, 20197 yr I'm gonna start carrying a brolly around so I can bash those bastards ! I can out manspread most of them in my 5'10' frame and can have shelter for a whole family under my skirts. I especially like snapping my fingers in their face. I like that v. much. Edited August 9, 20197 yr by Sazerac
August 9, 20197 yr Crickey....your trains sound worse than ours ...aww mate ...remind me not to attempt this while I'm there.. I would be trampled to death ... You do have a habit of making a shitty experience sound amusing .... Next time take a umbrella....
August 12, 20197 yr On 8/9/2019 at 4:58 AM, notsmokinjo said: It must be Fridayfrickin night and time for my weekly fruckin public transport rant .... What the fruck is wrong with people... I thought public transport, in any country, was populated mostly by people who respected personal space, had manners, took showers, weren't drunk, and if they were to bump into someone, they would say, "OH pardon me, my mistake" Edited August 12, 20197 yr by JB 883
August 13, 20197 yr I can't make investment decisions based on fundamentals like, ohhh, VALUE because a certain someone tweets statements that send the stock and bond market into gyrations that make a roller coaster look like a dart board. So I just like to say...
August 17, 20197 yr Just checked out my nextdoor.com site and someone posted in crime and safety: Possible ‘scoping out’ the neighborhood? 0945 Saturday: eastbound on Faith Oaks to E end, rounded corner onto Drake, just cruisin’! Can anyone vouch he’s a neighbor?? Any thefts Waller Park Majestic lately?? Person 1 Hair: grey, ballcap, long skinny poneytail Top: grey Tee Bottom: jeans? Shoes: ng datk skinny ponytail Vehicle 1 Type: bicycle It's a sad day when someone who isn't a kid can't ride a bike without being suspected of something 😞
August 17, 20197 yr 2 hours ago, jillar said: Just checked out my nextdoor.com site and someone posted in crime and safety: Possible ‘scoping out’ the neighborhood? 0945 Saturday: eastbound on Faith Oaks to E end, rounded corner onto Drake, just cruisin’! Can anyone vouch he’s a neighbor?? Any thefts Waller Park Majestic lately?? Person 1 Hair: grey, ballcap, long skinny poneytail Top: grey Tee Bottom: jeans? Shoes: ng datk skinny ponytail Vehicle 1 Type: bicycle It's a sad day when someone who isn't a kid can't ride a bike without being suspected of something 😞 That looks sketchy as hell. I'm thinking cereal killer! Sunglasses? Come on - it's not even that sunny and that bike looks modded all to hell to. Supercharged for quick get away when the cops show up. I would be hiding under my bed if I were you 😆
August 17, 20197 yr 2 hours ago, reciprocity said: I'm thinking cereal killer! Sunglasses? Yea I'm sure he's killing all the Captn Crunch, Kix, Fruit Loops 😄😄😄
August 18, 20197 yr I try to stay off our Nextdoor app - it's turned more into a gossip circle than anything and neighbors just turning on each other. One of the main trouble makers lives at the end of our street and he's just a nosy busy body with nothing else to do. He's gotten our entire street in an up-roar at times and one of our good neighbors actually moved because of it. It finally reached a tipping point where he is not just not welcome on our street any more and the majority of us just snub him and tell him to keep moving. So now whenever they take a walk they ALWAYS go the other way and have to go to the next block. Pretty sad.
August 18, 20197 yr 15 hours ago, hellkatbaby said: I try to stay off our Nextdoor app - it's turned more into a gossip circle than anything and neighbors just turning on each other. One of the main trouble makers lives at the end of our street and he's just a nosy busy body with nothing else to do. He's gotten our entire street in an up-roar at times and one of our good neighbors actually moved because of it. It finally reached a tipping point where he is not just not welcome on our street any more and the majority of us just snub him and tell him to keep moving. So now whenever they take a walk they ALWAYS go the other way and have to go to the next block. Pretty sad. Folks call me a hillbilly. However, there are some real advantages to living out in the sticks. My "next-door" neighbors live 2/10 of a mile down the road. Everyone I've met around here is friendly but we all leave each other alone. And...if the shit did hit the fan, home-sweet-home could be converted into an armed and fortified compound with just a little effort.
August 19, 20197 yr My Neighbours are the best ... Such kind people .....they keep sending huge dinners my way ...lol... We all get along great....
August 19, 20197 yr On 8/17/2019 at 11:23 PM, jillar said: Just checked out my nextdoor.com site and someone posted in crime and safety: Possible ‘scoping out’ the neighborhood? 0945 Saturday: eastbound on Faith Oaks to E end, rounded corner onto Drake, just cruisin’! Can anyone vouch he’s a neighbor?? Any thefts Waller Park Majestic lately?? Person 1 Hair: grey, ballcap, long skinny poneytail Top: grey Tee Bottom: jeans? Shoes: ng datk skinny ponytail Vehicle 1 Type: bicycle It's a sad day when someone who isn't a kid can't ride a bike without being suspected of something 😞 @jillar that guy looks a bit like one of my uncles and what a mentally abusive predatory sadistic f*cking prick that uncle is Edited August 19, 20197 yr by Ankush
August 27, 20197 yr Fvck ups...they're a part of life. I've fvcked up. You've fvcked up. Everybody who's done anything has fvcked up at some point. I fvcked up at work this morning. I forgot to do something that I said I was gonna do. When it was called to my attention, I said: "I had my head up my ass, sorry 'bout that." Took care of the situation. We all moved on. No big deal. Now another guy at work also fvcked up today. He does that a lot. His biggest problem is not that he fvcks up, but rather in the fact that he will never under any circumstance admit to said fvck up. The time he spends making excuses would be far better spent cleaning up the mess he made. But no... that's not how he operates. So we end up with some bullshit like this...
August 27, 20197 yr I always found most people I worked with were like that. Never take ownership of screw-ups. I never had an issue admitting my screw -ups. They happen and that's how we learn. Admit it and move on. People who don't are generally weak in character and do go far in life.
August 28, 20197 yr Hate it when the lawnmower breaks halfway through cutting the lawn 😡 Makes the job twice as long and 3 times as bad! Normally it's gas feed or spark that's the issue. Not this time. One of the rear wheels fell off the damn thing as I was mowing. Had to find the bolt, washers and nut in the grass before I could fix it. Was almost impossible to thread the bolt into the nut because of it's position. Took an extra hour and 2 beers 👍 Lawn never did get finished. F-it! I'm done for today 🖕 At least I got the mower working again 🙌
August 28, 20197 yr 1 hour ago, reciprocity said: Hate it when the lawnmower breaks halfway through cutting the lawn My husband would always buy used riding lawn mowers because he is Mr Fix it. Always broke down when he was cutting. I finally made him buy a new one because he is retiring. I am hoping this will be the last one but, you know, they don't make things like they used to.
August 28, 20197 yr 34 minutes ago, Linda Thomas said: they don't make things like they used to. You got that right! My last one was super but it finally gave up the ghost (RIP Green Mower). This newer one I have is Sh*t!! You can just tell it's made cheap, cuts poorly and in general is a P.O.S.
September 10, 20196 yr Well... You will be unsurprised to know that I have been in red flag central, as per ******* usual. That fucktard is gone and we are on to bigger better things with less red flags, more of a numbers game now because screw being a grown up. Work is going fanfuckingtastically well. Men are still the veritable shitstorm they always were. Proper job (waitressing) new boss is a whore who's fake tits are better than mine, bollocks, but more obvious as in I look like a more natural option. I am now 44 and I still don't know what the f**k I'll be when when i grow up but I bet it'll be motherfucking marvellous...watch this space. Quit is as solid as shit that's dried in the desert. Edited September 10, 20196 yr by Marti
September 10, 20196 yr 1 hour ago, Marti said: Well... Marti, You sound pretty well adjusted to me. I wish I could be so f****ing outspoken.
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