April 16, 20188 yr Um... Don't know what to say... Mine would a had her arse whipped and even if you had told her she could just get the ball herself she would still let you know if you were home because if she didn't and i found out there would be issues. But I'm s mean mum and that's why she hates me.
April 16, 20188 yr @notsmokinjo the kid let's me know too but I used to get the balls and throw them back into his backyard but I thought he was old enough, and I'm sick of retrieving them, to go get them himself as long as he closed the gate behind him and let me know still.
April 16, 20188 yr 1 hour ago, notsmokinjo said: Um... Don't know what to say... Mine would a had her arse whipped and even if you had told her she could just get the ball herself she would still let you know if you were home because if she didn't and i found out there would be issues. But I'm s mean mum and that's why she hates me. Thats how i was brought up, i got hit yelled at disciplined. This day its totally different and a shame
April 16, 20188 yr Mine even stands on busses for anyone older than her and says thank you to the bus driver when she gets off... Doesn't say thanks to me much but thanks strangers so I'm good with that. I think I can count in 1 hand the amount of times she has been smacked but the thing is if I tell her no and give her the consequence she knows I mean it and doesn't often push it. She lied about doing her holiday homework so I a) didn't take up her kilt so she has to go to school for the first week of term with her kilt half way to her ankles and b) I've blocked her WiFi access so she needs to ask me to put in the code so no net for a week unless it's for homework. But she hasn't hit 13 yet so all bets will be off soon... I was the teenage daughter from hell so I know what I'm in for.
April 18, 20188 yr Aaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrggggggghhhhhhh.. One numpty hitting the wrong key and my world is flung into chaos, with not a penny to my name...!!!!!!! Aaaaaaaaarrrrrrrgģgggghhhhhhhh This is when I would normally be puffing my head off and being honest my first thought was "sh*t what the fooks happening, I need , really need a fag!!" But not in the early days desparado kinda way, more in the "oooww I fancy that salted caramel doughnut way" you know I can take ot or leave it, just a notion not a mental punch up... Anyhoo back to Aaaaarrrrrrggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
April 19, 20188 yr Heard an interesting invective from a lady who never uses harsh language. She'd just gotten off the phone with some other gal and was most upset. "I want to light her face on fire and put it out with a rake!" There was a lot more but that was the phrase I could recall from an epic rant. Come to think of it she never did "curse."
April 19, 20188 yr mother fcuker I hate you, motherfcuker. I want to poison you and your ******* private pool. ****** pumping poison round-up to kill weeds on his sidewalk side and MY SIDE in front of my house. I really scared him reading him the riot act in my FURY. He will worry his pool is poisoned. What is wrong with these motherfuckers ?
April 19, 20188 yr 5 hours ago, Sazerac said: mother fcuker I hate you, motherfcuker. I want to poison you and your ******* private pool. ****** pumping poison round-up to kill weeds on his sidewalk side and MY SIDE in front of my house. I really scared him reading him the riot act in my FURY. He will worry his pool is poisoned. What is wrong with these motherfuckers ? I totally understand, whats wrong with them? One way streets them mther fkers
April 20, 20188 yr Is there something in company training books that specifically states that the main duty of a chain of command is to do nothing but bitch about how everyone below them is not working? If they could eliminate all or even most of these chains, company profits would skyrocket. As my boss was complaining about something I didn't do perfect LAST week, she was listing the names of the chain saying they were all bitching about how our team was not getting enough work done. Well, if they would get off their fat ******* worthless lazy asses, things may progress a bit. Of course our supervisor cannot do this or that cause her job is to supervise. Miraculously though when she is on vacation or sick days, we all go to work, know what needs to happen, and it happens.
April 20, 20188 yr I've got a knot in my back that's been there for the last fvcking four days and now traveling down my right arm. And of course it's in a spot I can't reach to work it out. So after two restless nights hubby is going to try to break it when he gets home from work!
April 20, 20188 yr @jillar when hubby has fixed the knot, don't forget to give him a ******* slap for waiting for four ******* days to help sort it!
April 23, 20188 yr What the fukc is wrong with parents these days!!!! So on holiday last week on a "family friendly" cruise ship. (translation - tons of kids from infants to young teens. All out of frigging control). The misbehaving rug rats and lack of parenting skills were unbelievable and they were everywhere!! Kids in diapers in the adult hot tubs pissing up the water, screaming their heads off and dropping their ice cream cones into the water. Children slapping their parents, even kicking them because they couldn't get what they wanted immediately and the parents doing nothing about it - WTF; when did the children take over?? I wanted to open a small booth on one of the walkways with a big sign "Discipline Booth - 2 Spankings for $1.00". You won't whack your kid but I'll put the fear of God into them - just watch me I'm glad I won't be around when these little monsters are in control of this world. It's going to be a fukcing ugly place!!
April 25, 20188 yr I had the most amazing weekend, new man, treated like a princess ahhhh...then home to an absolute wankstain shitstorm Dogs have eaten (no shit, eaten) another rug, that's 4 now. I've given up buying them, they can sleep on the ******* floor. These aren't even my dogs by the way, they are my ex's who got thrown out (not a fukcing shocker) of his shared home after 2 years. He's moody, the dogs are arseholes but we're also good friends but fukc this for a laugh - I've asked him to move out by end of September. They've eaten walls, completely untrained and doing my fukcing head in with constant barking at jack shit. Monday, my 12 year old daughter goes to her mates for a play date. I'm dropping another kid home and they look out the window and see my 12 year old daughter outside the bastarding theatre!! They're hanging out the window like "hey Milly" and I'm screwing. That is nowhere near the goddamn fukcing route she has to get to her mates. 8 calls (8 ******* calls) later, she answers like hi mum, I'm low on battery..... NO ******* need love, I'm coming to get you and I'll be having that phone thanks very much so no charge needed. Letter from the council trying to charge me for a bill they wiped because I complained. Picked up the phone to ring them, it's dead, need an engineer. Credit card sent me a new card and cancelled my own one without telling me. I phone to activate it get asked a billion wanky questions and then they tell me I'll be let know if my application was successful in 24, what the actual fukc mate? Car oil light comes on and stops me meeting a potential student. That is literally all Monday and tuesday. This week is not really for the fukcing win and I'm now just contstantly muttering shit under my breath. Now it's wednesday. Can't fukcing wait!
April 26, 20188 yr WHy in the wide world of fukcs would you put your god damn crocks NEXT to the fukcing bowl of sudsy water? Remote washing commence??!!?? Considering that I genuinely love and adore my children I do spend far too much time muttering about fukcing fukcers under my breath. Also why put your wanky tv on and then fukc off?? Fukc my fukcing life
April 26, 20188 yr 37 minutes ago, Marti said: Fukc my fukcing life At least you got rid of your former wankstain BF, even if his dogs are sill around to trash your living quarters. That's at least something positive
April 26, 20188 yr 55 minutes ago, Marti said: WHy in the wide world of fukcs would you put your god damn crocks NEXT to the fukcing bowl of sudsy water? Remote washing commence??!!?? Considering that I genuinely love and adore my children I do spend far too much time muttering about fukcing fukcers under my breath. Also why put your wanky tv on and then fukc off?? Fukc my fukcing life Mines my fvcking miracle but some days I just wonder why the Fvck... not liking 12 on frucking bit... told me last time I should take a job offer in sydney and she'll stay here in Melbourne.
April 28, 20188 yr Mother fvckin, c0cksuckin, cvnty little dlck wad, pricks of a sweaty goats mould crutch, mongrel dog three corner jack!!!!!!!!!!! Little cvnt fvckers are all over the soles of me fav frikin thongs AND to boot when I kicked me thongs of for that extra frickin boost of speed to chase the escaping shepheard pup i hat about 10 of the cvnty little pr1cks in me feet... (so this was this morning) and my feet are still frickin burning an I'm sure the bastards have bits of three corner jack still in too spots but do ya think I can get it out... NO... No I've had to put bloody drawing cream and bandages on me foot which has 2 big red swollen spots on it and then tomorrow I'll av ta drive to me dad's where the bastard will be in his element with a frickin sewing needle diggin the fuckers out. Yeah straya, even the frickin grass gets ya. Edited April 28, 20188 yr by notsmokinjo
April 30, 20188 yr ^^^^ What the hell are those and, where do they come from? They look like alien spores sent here to kill us all? I'm gonna take a wild guess that they don't like to live in snow and below zero temps., which is good news for me cuz we just got another 10 cms the other day
April 30, 20188 yr 6 hours ago, reciprocity said: ^^^^ What the hell are those and, where do they come from? They look like alien spores sent here to kill us all? I'm gonna take a wild guess that they don't like to live in snow and below zero temps., which is good news for me cuz we just got another 10 cms the other day In my neck of the wood they are called 3 Corner Jacks... (but other states call them Goats Heads, Bindiis, Double Gees)... they like it hot and dry and would you believe those thorny buggers are the seed pods... but you know where they grow... in the fricking grass... they will puncture bike tires.... We (aussies) like to claim they come from south africa but considering their Genus name is Australis not so sure that is a true claim. I think some part sof the US have them too.
April 30, 20188 yr Geez! Another reason to stay in the snowy cold! Giant spiders and weird looking spiky things that try and kill you through your feet ........... wonderful ?
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