March 6, 20188 yr Author If ya can't imagine the maps of Straya and USA-ski... ya need to have a look at them first... Australia is a sheila (chick, girl, lassie) - cos she has a map of Tasmania USA is a bloke (fella, lad, stick, chap, etc) - cos it has a di(k (even if it is a bit limp) [Florida] So if they bumped uglies (got their groove on, had a root, did the horizontal tango)... and they didn't glove up (wear protection).... who would be the baby.... OMG or worse yet what STD would the USA give poor little innocent Straya????? Edited March 6, 20188 yr by notsmokinjo LOL - spellin
March 6, 20188 yr Author 13 minutes ago, jillar said: See Above Post.... I dun translated it for ya....
March 6, 20188 yr 9 minutes ago, notsmokinjo said: If ya can't imagine the maps of Straya and USA-ski... ya need to have a look at them first... Australia is a sheila (chick, girl, lassie) - cos she has a map of Tasmania USA is a bloke (fella, lad, stick, chap, etc) - cos it has a di(k (even if it is a bit limp) [Florida] So if they bumped uglies (got their groove on, had a root, did the horizontal tango)... and they didn't glove up (wear protection).... who would be the baby.... OMG or worse yet what STD would the USA give poor little innocent Straya????? It's not a bit limp, just a little crooked
March 6, 20188 yr Author Random thought - half a jar of raspberry drops for lunch probably aint the best way ta go. Just now, jillar said: It's not a bit limp, just a little crooked Sometimes the crocked ones are best for hittin the right spot but then sometimes they miss it altogether!
March 6, 20188 yr 21 minutes ago, notsmokinjo said: Random thought - half a jar of raspberry drops for lunch probably aint the best way ta go. Sometimes the crocked ones are best for hittin the right spot but then sometimes they miss it altogether! Yea or you're yelling "EXIT ONLY, NO ENTRANCE!"
March 6, 20188 yr Author 31 minutes ago, jillar said: It's not a bit limp, just a little crooked Hmmm no Jillar its kinda cute defendin ya nations honor, man hood an all but I just double checked on the map an if Florida has a hard on an isn't considered a limp di(k then how the hell does anyone over there get it on... cos that doesn't even look like a halfa, let alone a full on (if somewhat crocked) angry.
March 6, 20188 yr I'm going to have to respectfully disagree. Florida totally looks hard albeit uncircumcised and pointed down but hey maybe it prefers to be on top mission style lol
March 10, 20188 yr Author How come I went to 1 cemetery to visit 7 grave sites of the grands an great grands an from when I drove through the gate to when I left I did 15kms.... Seriously peeps ya all xathic why can't ya be in the same sections?
March 11, 20188 yr Author Wasn't it bad planning to put the Jewish section of the cemetery next to the Muslim section?
March 13, 20188 yr Author Are Sepo Muffins just obese cupcakes and if yes are Pommy Muffins just anorexic cob loaves?
March 13, 20188 yr On 3/5/2018 at 11:33 PM, notsmokinjo said: so if they bumped uglies an didn’t glove up what would the fuckin kid be???
March 13, 20188 yr Author 2 hours ago, reciprocity said: An here I was thinkin Canada but you had to go an post a pic of New Zealand.
March 14, 20188 yr Here is one - Have "thoughts and prayers" actually ever brought anyone back to life or made them heal faster? Also, if someone isn't dead yet but hurt, is it better to send "thoughts and prayers" or "good vibes"? Which one has more effect? It is about as useful as a dinner party when someone says, "I am bringing my appetite". Edited March 14, 20188 yr by Jetblack
March 15, 20188 yr Author Realising that sometimes being called a little ray of sunshine isn't a compliment.
March 16, 20188 yr Having two kids wasn't my best plan. They just talk, all the time! Absolute nonsense! When one stops for air the other jumps in. Why do they talk so much s**t? They are ruining my thought of how great a parent I was going to be! Edited March 16, 20188 yr by Marti
March 19, 20188 yr Author 3 MORE SLEEPS...... I can almost smell the deep heat an four 'n' twenties.... Hot pies, cold drinks and a record... Bring it on.
March 19, 20188 yr On 3/16/2018 at 4:09 PM, Marti said: Having two kids wasn't my best plan. They just talk, all the time! Absolute nonsense! When one stops for air the other jumps in. Why do they talk so much s**t? They are ruining my thought of how great a parent I was going to be! Oh yeah. Before we have kids, we have thoughts, maybe dreams, of what it will be like. Nice thoughts. Maybe a sit-com type thing. Then reality steps in... A muzzle might be needed to shut them up. If not that, than maybe call this guy, the one in the glasses. Dear gyod if ONLY it were so simple... The dad's reactions though had me in tears of laughter.
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