I think you should work on a series of lesser known superheroes. Their powers are not quite as super as some and they tend to be less flashy; there are plenty of them on the other hand –
Internet pundit guy – No one knows more than all of us, except this guy. Actually… wrote Wikipedia.
Stapler woman – Motto “E Pluribus Unum”. Gave up a promising career as a seamstress to work with paper.
Superfly on the Wall – Deeply annoying and sometimes swatted, you should hear the things he’s heard.
Spam the Dog – Down! Stop! Stop trying to lick my face! No I don’t need Viagra! Stop! Quit!!!
An Australian one for you Jo – Mr. Vegemite – Adds a spoonful to every damn thing. Maligned, misguided, and misunderstood.