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Because the branche ends

 

Why do Guinea pigs popcorn? (jump)

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Cause they heard that jimmy cracked it...

Why is my hair standing up every morning..like worsel gummage...

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Because of the tea and slice of cake

 

Why do you have yo have an engineering degree to put together a flat pack

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Cos they think we're clever enough to work out that last screw is not there....

Why do you need a chain saw...to get into a butternut squash...

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because it doesn't want to be eaten.

 

 

Why can't we all just get along?

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We were all stubborn...

Why doesn't weed killer.. kill my weeds...grrr

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Because a weed is just a flower in the wrong place ;)

 

Why do the clocks have to go back and be even more miserable and dark

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Because the train is leaving.

 

What do stuffed giraffes eat?

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Nothing they are too full

 

Why do slippers have non slip bottoms

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They are afraid of falling. sheesh.

 

 

Why are sunrises so incredibly beautiful?

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Because if ugly nobody would notice day

Why do my pigs pee on eachother?!?!FRIGGINPIGS

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Because they can't reach the toilet

 

Why do fools fall in love?

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The world is full of idiots....

Why was jack and Jill going up a massive hill for water ?

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Because they couldn't wait until spring for the big thaw

 

Why does everything that's good for you taste bad and everything that's bad for us taste soooo good

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That's life

 

Why do you park in a driveway and drive in a parkway?

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A simple twist on the English language ;)

 

Why are my feet always cold?

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Because I have your socks  ;)

 

 

How come people who part in handy cap spaces have the biggest trucks or the nicest cars in the parking lot?

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because half are not disabled, just lazy!! drives me nuts and i tell them off!

 

 

how come everything bad for you tastes soooo good and everything healthy tastes like old blankets :(

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Because the gods are cruel.

 

Why can't I sleep the night before I have a ton of important things to do?

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because you have a ton of important things to do the next day.

 

Why does winter go sooooo slow after Christmas?

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Because the world goes back to its miserable self after all of the holiday cheer.

 

Why does Murphy's law kick in at the worst possible times?

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Been there and half way back....

 

 

Does it hurt to bury your head in the sand ?

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only when you get your bum in the air spanked

 

 

why are machines so damn LOUD ?

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