Edited January 15, 20197 yr by Sazerac

Ok these were shown as a series of short ads... each story was a seperate ad... they all needed to be shared so the combined them as a single file for us..... amazing charity, which doesn't ask for money just asks you to check with someone who has broken their normal pattern R U OK?

 

 

Kiwi driving PSA....

 

 

 

 

So we take our meat pretty serious down here....

 

 

This ad campaign didn't turn out cool, but McDonald's was trying hard to be hip and current.  Some marketing guy must have overheard a young and presumably cool guy using the phrase "I'd hit it."  And without any further research this ad was produced...

 

 

It is either a huge miss or perhaps in a weird kind of way it works.  Just look at the way that guy is checking out that cheeseburger.  He wants more than a taste, he wants to f*** that burger.

Edited January 8, 20206 yr by Boo

6 hours ago, Boo said:

This ad campaign didn't turn out cool, but McDonald's was trying hard to be hip and current.  Some marketing guy must have overheard a young and presumably cool guy using the phrase "I'd hit it."  And without any further research this ad was produced...

It is either a huge miss or perhaps in a weird kind of way it works.  Just look at the way that guy is checking out that cheeseburger.  He wants more than a taste, he wants to f*** that burger.

 

 Boo,

Corporations are often clueless about things. The current way to say one wants to fornicate is "I'd smash it", which despite being a really dumb and nerve-grating phrase, is today's thing.

I personally believe that "I'd smash it" was probably invented by incels who are so unlucky that even pornhub won't welcome their virgin existence .

 

 

14 hours ago, Jet Black said:

I personally believe that "I'd smash it" was probably invented by incels who are so unlucky that even pornhub won't welcome their virgin existence .

 

I watched a documentary about "incels" on YouTube...What has been seen cannot be unseen.  Bunch of angry man-children who have given up on life and make no effort to improve their situation.  Rather than take actions like leaving the basement occasionally, looking for a job, getting in shape, and talking to women they just sit and sulk all day.  Why would a woman care about them if they don't even care about themselves?

 

There were no "highlights" in this documentary I watched, but there was a definite low-light.  A group of the incels were taking part in a video chat on their computers.  One of the fellas, presumably the joker of the community, took out his junk and started masturbating on camera...and it gets worse.  For his closing number he shit his pants.  The other incels thought this was hilarious.

 

And these guys can't understand why they never get laid. 

OMG....well there ya go, learn something new every day "incel"....not heard of that word but you just described the kids 21 yo brother.... Well not the joker but the living in his bedroom on his computer....and we just call him "a dropkick bludger".

Since hipsters are fading away, the world needs something to laugh at.

 

11 hours ago, Boo said:

...and it gets worse.  For his closing number he shit his pants.  The other incels thought this was hilarious.

And these guys can't understand why they never get laid. 

 

Now CLEARLY those guys need to have off spring.

So he dumped in his drawers for all inceldom to see? Who the heck wants to be watched while taking a dump?

 

10 hours ago, notsmokinjo said:

OMG....well there ya go, learn something new every day "incel"....not heard of that word but you just described the kids 21 yo brother.... Well not the joker but the living in his bedroom on his computer....and we just call him "a dropkick bludger".

 

For the incel, NOPE stands for - Not One Piece Ever. And yeah, it is short for "involuntarily celibate". They tend to hide in the basement so they can NOT get laid in peace.

What they do not understand is sex brings with it awkwardness at best and life-ruining results at worst.

It was said best in some movie I saw (blood in blood out), some crooked guard and con were business partners, the new guy walks in on something, the con  says, "He's alright, he is with me..." and the guard said, "I am not risking everything over some piece of ass!"

There were no "highlights" in this documentary I watched, but there was a definite low-light.  A group of the incels were taking part in a video chat on their computers.  One of the fellas, presumably the joker of the community, took out his junk and started masturbating on camera...and it gets worse.  For his closing number he shit his pants.  The other incels thought this was hilarious.

 

I must be getting old .!!!!.....but ...This doesn't sound very romantic ..but my standards might be a little bigger ..

Speaking of poop humor and cool commercials (how's that for a segue?), Mahk over at Zebra Corner is still posting his "real life commercials."

 

 

 

Edited May 25, 20197 yr by jillar

1 hour ago, jillar said:

 

2 minutes ago, reciprocity said:

 

True story, my boy Dillar was a picky guy who only used Johnnycat cat litter. I found this out the hard way when I bought another brand one time and came home from work to find he had scooped it completely out of his litterbox lol!

 

And here's one just for our boy @Sslip .... 

  

Much better than some chant about convicts 😉

A couple of key points got lost in translation.  Screw it, I'm calling that number!

 

 

G’day 

guess what this adds for

 

7 minutes ago, Cbdave said:

guess what this adds for

Ehm.... for an optician? 

4 minutes ago, Vivianne said:

 

Ehm.... for an optician? 

 

4 minutes ago, Vivianne said:

 

Ehm.... for an optician? 

 

Stuffed that first link😠