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OK... fizchick time.... 1. Sslipy has reno'd the bachelor pad 2. Sslipy very eloquently explained what a knob jockey was 3. Sslip barracks for Liverpool

room service

sslip

Space dust... Pop Rocks or Edinburgh Rock

free

sucker

2

finger (mine's the same as Sslip's... would love to know what @Wee fluffy me thought it was)

Up standing

False - got home from work about 6.30... did a load of washing, thought about dinner, sat down and woke up just after midnight I'm now wide awake... and thinking i might have some food. TNP can function on less than 6 hours sleep a day

Would you believe I've et this?

OK... this one makes more sense than offside we have rules for similar reasons in Aussie Rules (Time Wasting & Deliberate Out Off Bounds) so its a rule to ensure continuous play .... I think I might even have it worked out... So icing is when a player on team #1 shoots the puck across 2 redlines (ie the centre red line and Team #2s goal line) untouched and the puck is first touched again by team #2. The penalty is a face off (face off is the same as field hockey so no new knowledge required) in team #2s offensive side. Exemptions: a. If it happens when the team is short handed during a PP (yes I know PP is power play and I know hockey PPs are different to Cricket 20/20 PPs) b. If the puck is collected by either Team1's goalie or another player from Team 1 touches it first, then the icing rule doesn't apply.

Its a Filipino street food delicacy. Do you think you could eat a duck embryo (can also be quail or chicken) boiled alive in the egg shell? (This can not be unseen so only open in you really want to see...)

false... its 2.15am down here. TNP has had a soggy bum this week

Enough rope

And out came a post from babe of the day. I put in an egg and some chillies

Thanks Ren... what a great post, you got this girl keep at it.

OMG you frickin ripper Patoola... 9 years is such a brilliant quit... thanks for leading our way.

4 months is a great work... keep it up.

Morning to all the lovely Nopers (and even the not so lovely ones too)... Hope your all having a a great *insert appropriate time of day for your geographic location* and unless your team plays my team may thevir victory be sure. NOPE ... cos nothing controls my life but me. Have a ripper weekend. Topic of the Day = Tools

I don't think he'd have enough copper in his spine let alone steel to take that punishment. Tease

I bet @Sslip never got in trouble for chuckin a moon out the school bus window. Punishment

I don't care what ya say there aint no way I'm rooting for any team... its just wrong.