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6 .... good arvo Fluffski... did you have a good shut I last night? Oh an yesterday evening @barry and morning @Sslip who hasn't posted yet but is liking stuff

Jillar don't you know by now I will try anything once?

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Hey Rasdan well done on 1 month.

But did I get this right? @barry, @reciprocity, @Whispers seriously have I got offside right... I'm hoping so cos I still haven't worked out the stupid soccer offside rule with its 563 exemptions, oops sorry 564 I forgot if the person nearest the goal stubs their toe and trips over a blade of glass.

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Maybe I should cheer for pitt, see as the teams I cheer for loose???

OK... back on topic... the Offside Rule.... have I got this right?? 1. The play is offside, not the player 2. A play is offside if any player on the attacking team enters the offensive side of the rink (not ground or field) before the pack does AND the offensive team touches the puck before it goes back into their defensive side of the rink. 3. If that happens the linesmen stop play. Did I nail that?

Maybe you would prefer the women's comp... doesn't do anything for me but the boys seem to like it... Confession: I'm kinda jealous, I would have loved to play but back in the old days when I was a kid girls had to play in boys teams and could only play until U13s... I started a season but got suspended by my club for 4 weeks (in U9s) after an incident at training so my dad wouldn't let me play anymore.. now domestically and at a professional level they have their own comp. I'm too old and broken for this now.

@reciprocity yeah well I fell for it hook, line and sinker... go check our my Aussie Rules thread where I just got rather frustrated... ... I'm blaming the blood loss.

OMG Reci, you made me watch both of those again (which with the 2nd one was a special type of torture cos the team that looses is mine) and had me scratching my head at Prom then I I realised instead of PROM you meant POM.... a pom is an Englishman... or woman... often preceeded with the adjective.. whinging. You'll have to ask one of the yanks what a Prom is cos we don't have them here... no wait a minute we do, we have places like Wilson's Prom, with Prom being promontory (which would be how someone at a fancy school wanker might say it but most Aussies would say Prom) Wilson's Prom... part of the best state in Australia.... Victoria... Yes its played outs, often in the mud and rain, but the gound is oval shaped and more than double the size of a rugby or soccer pitch. Doesn't appear to be any scoring happening... um in the second video in the top left hand corner you will see the team names and scores... the scores at the end of the game (which I was at) were 109pts to 108pts ... shit mate if that's hardly scoring I dunno what would the score need to be for it to be decent scoring.. Last weekend the lowest score was 52 (which is pretty shit) and the highest score was 108. Maybe I am trying to give back after the joy that is ice hockey.... or maybe it is step 9 of my plan for Australia to take over the world.

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