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Melbourne Victory... into the final.... woohoo....off to Newcastle next week... omg ... not only did they draw it with an own goal... they frickin scored both their goals..

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But I'm a nice mummy... i couldn't say that, could i?

Victory Goal.... 3 mins to go.... morons on the bench go on the field.... 2 bench officals get red carded .... 5 mins of stoppage time to be played.... omg this is actually exciting... Sydney have a corner.

russet potato (this game is like torture, dunno why i'm here... oh yes, I want an E..)

No my kid is a smart arse... she knows I hate pink and every year something pink... usually something good but also pink. I asked for a new coffee cup with a poppy on it cos the shep's tail knocked it off the table and now its chipped and leaks. Do you think the fact her response was how many coffee cups do you need? means no?

I can hook ya up me dear, not a problem, I'm heading back cos I forgot milk do you want me to get a picture?

listening to the overtime of the Semi Final for the A League... Victory (my team) were 2:1 up with 5 seconds to go and they kicked an own goal... were are just heading into the 2nd half of overtime.

Lots of dads will take their little girls shopping to get mum's pressie, and the kids will pick em... they will be gone real quick especially at $10 (£5.5) don't you think?

tidal Chronic

Do you know I can't imagine @Sslip sleeping under a unicorn doona, can you?

Fruit pie as in apple?? yep (OMG my aussie soccer team was 2:1 up in the semi final with 5 seconds to go and they kick an own goal. They have just gone into overtime) Custard: Chocolate or vanilla?

lovely sunny day in Melb... went and did the weekly shop and all the mother's day shite is out... had a look and @Wee fluffy me pick up some slippers and they are purple with unicorns, then pick up a coffee cup... its purple and says "my mum is my superhero"... do you think they missed the memo your mothers' day was yonks ago?

OOH fab one is almost Saintas with sprinkles... Extremely cold... easier to add a layer, but only so many you can take off. Custard: Home made or out of the carton

False.... walking 3 mental dogs and 3 crazy kids for 2 hours along the river, cooked lunch (that I couldn't even eat meself), 2 loads laundry, grocery shop, help a friend pack up her hubby's things.... being lazy now... but do need to nick out cos I forgot milk and the kid can't have her earl grey without it. TNP... has plans for today.

@Joe7 Thanks for the support @Jetblack thanks... although I think I liked the craves better than the naval gazing mind games I have atm. Why Thank you your Lord@Sslip N. Slide of Englandshire... you need a break after having to hjaul my arse over the five month line this month. There are a few people on here who made me get my sh1t together this month but you've been there more than most. So for all the free UK footy lessons (and lets face it i'd definately be in the remedial class) and getting me through the long arse nights... THANK YOU. @despair not me 2nd favourite british gent... thanks for always being able to answer my stupid questions.

consensual embrace

Is a cheese and bacon turnover an omlete? True.... bacon sarnie or cheese and bacon turn over.. TNP got outa bed with shitty pants this morning

tentative Obscure

feeling somewhat excluded by the extreme Northie tone of this game... who the frick do I know if I ain;t even heard of halfa this shit let alone tasted it.

Notting Hill (do I loose my chick card if I confess I haven't seen this?) "All I know is he's my own, and you're weak as piss if you don't look after your own."

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I just had a lot of Filo friends, I will confess to more than once but wouldn't say fine. @barry they have a lot of weird foods but when they hit the mark don't ya just love filo food?

Just having a cuppa tea before I head out to get some steak for lunch cos I can.