I regret not quitting smoking in my thirties on my very first attempt. 

 

The next person reads their horoscope every day

False

 

TNP is superstitious

True. I do the weirdest things like tipping my imaginary cap to single magpies. 

 

TNP reads a newspaper daily

Lol - false I do get a local weekly paper (sometimes - when the delivery guy sobers up enough to bring them).

 

TNP has an allergy to something?

 

 

I don't have allergies but I am intolerant to Pepsi.

 

TNP only uses their "nice" crockery/cutlery/clothes/basically anything fancy for special occasions

True!

I put on my "good" jeans when company comes over  

 

TNP has a phobia? 

True!

Multiple...things with 8 legs and anything requiring me to be underground .. and cold things that clink in your glass.

 

TNP has at least one food that makes them be a little bit sick even just thinking about it.

False, there is some food I don't like (and I find insects being used as a food source disgusting) but nothing that makes me sick (as in pukish) just by thinking about it

 

TNP has cheated death at least once in their life

True...and more than once...three times in a cars, once in a ski biscuit.

 

TNP has been bitten by something poisonous.

false

 

TNP can juggle

False

 

TNP can ride a unicycle

False

 

TNP has/had a logo stick

1 hour ago, notsmokinjo said:

logo stick

Do you mean pogo stick?

Yes I had one as a child

TNP

Walked on stilts

Yes, but years ago. My dad made us stilts lol

 

TNP has had a dirt bike or atv

False...have never even ridden on one!

TNP has to think about vacuuming the house for at least 1 week before actually doing it! 

Capital letter TRUE 😄😄

 

TNP hangs their toilet paper over and not under

True...it looks better.

 

TNP let's their dishes air dry.

 

(It's actually more hygienic..especially in warmer climates because tea towels are germ breading grounds as soon as they get wet)

False, except for pots and pans. Everything else gets dried in the dishwasher

 

TNP sleeps with a window cracked open

When it gets to -40 degrees in Jan.-Feb., I ain't cracking anything open, especially windows so that's a False for me.

 

TNP has had an operation in a hospital in the past 5 years.

 

False, and I don't want one either!

 

TNP still writes good old fashioned checks to pay most their bills

What's a cheque? yeah-NAH, just joshing

 

False, I have never owned a cheque book.

 

TNP has never had a filling

 

 

Got my first and only three years ago. Pretty happy person, dental wise. 

 

TNP at some point in there lives wondered who TNP is. 

True...and still not sure if it's the next person or poster....

 

TNP...has fallen asleep in the bath before.

False

 

TNP wishes they had teeth like MLMR

True...chemo meds did a number on mine...will need them all out and falsies I'm sure. 

 

TNP doesn't wear makeup