Half flush is to save water...and you can usually get away with a half flush even on a number 2. Wot the hell is a courtesy flush???? Omg Chris...long drops used to scare the shit outta me when I was a tacker. Plenty of relos on tank water have yellow mellow rule. Now I need to do some dunny pics.

 

 

This is what it says in our toilet info :

 

The main feature of the toilet is the two buttons on the cistern, which release different volumes of water: one button delivers 3 litres and the other 6 litres. The lesser quantity is designed to flush liquid waste and the larger is designed to flush solid waste.

Sitting here getting so frucking mad that I'm looking at cars when THERE WAS NOTHING WRONG WITH THE CAR I HAD!!!!!!!! Of course that was AFTER I SPENT $1,000.00 to replace the body control module in December!!!! Won't be getting reimbursed for that!

Edited March 11, 20197 yr by jillar

@jillar that must  seem like such a waste, arghhh!

Not sure if I'm feeling 10 of swords

or if I'm feeling 9 of wands

but seriously Frvck you cvnts!

7 hours ago, notsmokinjo said:

Not sure if I'm feeling 10 of swords

or if I'm feeling 9 of wands

but seriously Frvck you cvnts!

**** them all but omg, do you do tarot too?? Me too!! Battle weary is better than being stabbed in the back...kinda...

I'm not ******* happy, not ******* happy at all. This bollocky internet box went all wanky on me so I finally got a moment to call the helpdesk (that's 45 minutes of my life I ain't getting back), they told me nothing would change if I pressed this button and every motherfucking thing changed. All back to settings. I can't wifi half the shit in my house and don't ask me how to make alexa work again although she's still fukcing spying on me with her blue ring of evesdropping but won't play tunes an give me the red ring of death. Absolute fuckery! Had to phone my poor ex and rant down the phone about throwing the motherfucking tv out the bastard winow, it'd c=be easier to buy new than have it laugh in my face when I try and add a wireless option, ******. Bloody Mercury retrograde fuckery. AT least no ex's have contacted me which is another firm favourite of retrograde energy. Absolutely done with technology and it's bastard fuckery approach to life 

 

And breathe....

Work decided to let me finish early today as despite their laughter apparently it's not very professional to sing "the chef's a ******* cockwomble, doo dah, doo dah, the chefs a ******* cockwomble all the doo dah day"

 

I thought it rather tuneful to an old classic I must be honest 🤔 but on the bright side, I was right and I got to finish an hour early so a win all round 

 

PS the chef is an absolute twatwafflecockwomble, what an absolute shit of a twunt that is. I don't see it going well for our future working together.

 

PPS There's a chance it's me as I've lost my shit multiple times today but imma still think it's him

 

 

Ah Marti you are good for my soul...but now I'm walking around singing about cockwombles and Wimbledon Common...yet another innocent childhood memory corrupted with filth, luv it.

Ya know wot pissed me off....when cvnty c0cksucking fvckfaces like that piece of filth dog who murdered 49 eople in Christchurch yesterday get referred to as the alleged shooter....he fruckin filmed himself....what the fruck is there to allege .... He is the shooter, he is a fruckin spineless dog.

Fallout from living in a free country where everyone is innocent until proven guilty in a court of law. Media can't call him what we all know he is until that's done or else the pirck could likely turn around and sue someone. And to think, some defence lawyer is gonna have to represent this guy through his trial. Give that a think for a bit. Don't believe I could hold my nose long enough to do that if I was a lawyer.

 

Now; if this had happened in North Korea he'd already have disappeared and be in a hole somewhere with rats chewing at his remains.

Yeah it kind of sucks that NZ doesn't have a death penalty but he needs to suffer... a long, painful, excruciating life.

The final insult will be the cost to house and feed him though. Who's gotta foot that bill? NZ?

I would imagine he will have to be in solitary for life or else he'll get done right quick.

What is even sadder is that he said he followed the example of our president in the U.S.  I am truly ashamed of our leadership.  

What I found amazing is that they are immediately talking about changing the gun laws.  We just keep shooting our children in schools and dealing with many incidents like this one and we still allow the guns into the hands of these people.

Edited March 16, 20197 yr by Linda Thomas

When is this frucking year going to get better?!

Oh no Jill are you ok?

Hugs Jill xx

Uh Oh.  Things do happen in threes and I think you just got through two of them.  What has happened girl!

My mom apparently has chronic kidney disease stage 4 and my sister had no idea even though the Dr said she should have known. 😞

I am so sorry Jillar!  Prayers for your mom!    

Aww Jill...I'm so sorry to hear this sad news about you Mum....

Sending prayers ....you are all in my thoughts .xxxx

5 hours ago, jillar said:

My mom apparently has chronic kidney disease stage 4 and my sister had no idea even though the Dr said she should have known. 😞

Jillar, my dad has been stage 4 kidney failure for three years now.  With the help of his wonderful daughter, he has been pretty stable.  I got my mom to wrap is legs to keep the fluid down and cut down on his salt.  My dad's legs were so swollen with fluid, we could not find shoes to fit.  He sees a urologist who takes care of  his medication.  I do not know how old your mom is but they can do dialysis if her kidneys fail.  They will not do that on my dad because he is 90 years old and they say it would be too hard for him. 

I will be praying they can stabilize you mom's condition.

20 minutes ago, Linda Thomas said:

Jillar, my dad has been stage 4 kidney failure for three years now.  With the help of his wonderful daughter, he has been pretty stable.  I got my mom to wrap is legs to keep the fluid down and cut down on his salt.  My dad's legs were so swollen with fluid, we could not find shoes to fit.  He sees a urologist who takes care of  his medication.  I do not know how old your mom is but they can do dialysis if her kidneys fail.  They will not do that on my dad because he is 90 years old and they say it would be too hard for him. 

I will be praying they can stabilize you mom's condition.

 

Thank you Linda, this gives me hope for sure. She just turned 80 three days ago and not in good health after last years near death experience so I don't think dialysis would be an option for her either. My sister has said that she's already started her on a kidney friendly diet so hopefully that will help.

Seriously, hating this first time-ever cold sore outbreak. Fever, blisters on top AND IN my mouth, lymph nodes gone crazy. Prescription of an anti virus bomb, gave me the worst headache. Lips still at embarrasment level 100+, fever gone. Blisters in mouth popping all at once, eating has been hurting like hell for three days now. On top of that, craving cigarettes heavily, probably because of after-fever trigger (though i remember that first one always tasted disgusting) ánd because i am not sure what to do with myself right now. Arghhh friggityfriggfriggshit. 

 

Ps Jillar, I am so sorry to hear about your mom. 

Edited March 29, 20197 yr by MLMR

2 hours ago, MLMR said:

Seriously, hating this first time-ever cold sore outbreak. Fever, blisters on top AND IN my mouth, lymph nodes gone crazy. Prescription of an anti virus bomb, gave me the worst headache. Lips still at embarrasment level 100+, fever gone. Blisters in mouth popping all at once, eating has been hurting like hell for three days now. On top of that, craving cigarettes heavily, probably because of after-fever trigger (though i remember that first one always tasted disgusting) ánd because i am not sure what to do with myself right now. Arghhh friggityfriggfriggshit. 

And...........unfortunately MLMR, once you get them, you are prone to get them again.  I tend to get an outbreak when my resistance is down,  after I have been sick and when I am stressed.

I have never had more that one at a time and can not imagine how painful that must be for you.  Hopefully prescription strength medicine will help.  They sure are painful and ugly.  I am feeling your pain!