August 15, 20188 yr Fcukety fcukey ffffffffffffffffffccccccccuuuuuuuukkkkkkkkk.... Do I look like I know how to fix the dam crappy toilet you guys put it....do I look like ive nothing else to do all day...than phone around for a plumber... What a load of nobheads!!!!. Fingers crossed Tony can hold it !!!...
August 19, 20188 yr Foooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooock..... My mistake there is not 1 rat nor 2 nor 3 but defo 4 or more.. They were out for a family jolly daddy, mammy and 2 weans.... Strollin around my garden like they own the joint.. flung the cat at them... she's like nah you're alright I'll pass..!!!! So I've cut the grass right down to the wood, locked bunnies up and made sure rats can't get into their cages, took away my bird food and set the trap baited with peanut butter and marshmallows.. now its just a waiting game..!!! Got a horrible feelin it's gonna come down to the stuff that kills them slowly?☹?
August 19, 20188 yr @Wee fluffy me, I had a rat right after I got my bunny timothy hay. Seems rats love that stuff so if the marshmallows and peanut butter don't work try cheese and hay.
August 22, 20188 yr Oh it worked @jillar and caught 2 at same time but dogs decided a tug of war with the trap was a good idea .. next minute rats are jumpin free..??? yesterday I went into my greenhouse and they have burrowed their way in and destroyed some of my plant.. no more missus nice wuman.. but i did catch a baby one in trap so took it down to river to set it free.....!!!
August 22, 20188 yr Wee fluffy me Location: Bonnie Scotland Posted 45 minutes ago Oh it worked @jillar and caught 2 at same time but dogs decided a tug of war with the trap was a good idea .. next minute rats are jumpin free..??? yesterday I went into my gr Oh boy, Fluff...RATS !!! I know about rats. Snap traps are great. They love a bit of coconut oil and a few nuts sprinkled on top. Pour boiling water and soap on trap if you re-use them, Rats are hip to smelling the demise of one of their loved ones. Wear Gloves ! Rats carry many bad pathogens. Use POISON too. You don't want rats around. They breed like well...rodents. You might find this essay that I wrote amusing when I had a Rat Explosion Rat Raga Edited August 22, 20188 yr by Sazerac
August 23, 20188 yr AAArrrgggghhhhhhhh...... the FrUckin Canberra Follies are back on.... down in sunny OZ we are about to get a new Prime Minister...without a fruckin election yet again..... Our current PM (Turnbull) is goneski... will need a frickin miracle for him to keep his job.... It looks like we will have either Scott "smarmy make my skin crawl" Morrison who thinks that it is more important to fund the exclusive private schools than government schools because government schools are a waste of finances because the kids there will never amount to anything..... and then the other option is the ultra right Peter 'adolf' Dutton who believes in a return to the white australia policy and that all our electronic communications should be monitored..... half the ministers on the front bench resigned today as a sign of no confidence. SOOOOO if Dutton gets up (omg I think I might fruckin vomit just at the thought) and he is the pm its probably good for the ALP because he is such a racists, fascist pig noone could vote for him.... Peter Dutton is the master of off shore detention for refugees... and he believes anyone arriving illegally should never be allowed to set foot on Australian shores... its fine for little kids to grow up in camps, behind fences with armed guards... there are kids who have been in these camps for over 7 years... little frickin kids and its lookin like he is gunna be our PM.... The only person who I would hate more as PM is Julie "Asbestos Barbie" Bishop... who sees no problem with the fact that her stratagem when a lawyer for Hardings (asbestos company) was to delay cases as long as she could so the litigants died before the cases could be heard. That was her plan... and when called on it in court after being told the asbestos miner in question had months to live she is on records as saying "that is not her problem or her clients problem, maybe he should have worked elsewhere". She made a personal fortune defending asbestos companies for years before entering politics. She is scum! So this is Dutton: This is Morrison: ...can I say this is footage from 2014.... but these asylum seekers are still waiting to be processed.... how can anyone think this is OK???? Edited August 23, 20188 yr by notsmokinjo
August 23, 20188 yr 22 minutes ago, notsmokinjo said: AAArrrgggghhhhhhhh...... the FrUckin Canberra Follies are back on.... down in sunny OZ we are about to get a new Prime Minister...without a fruckin election yet again..... Our current PM (Turnbull) is goneski... will need a frickin miracle for him to keep his job.... It looks like we will have either Scott "smarmy make my skin crawl" Morrison who thinks that it is more important to fund the exclusive private schools than government schools because government schools are a waste of finances because the kids there will never amount to anything..... and then the other option is the ultra right Peter 'adolf' Dutton who believes in a return to the white australia policy and that all our electronic communications should be monitored..... half the ministers on the front bench resigned today as a sign of no confidence. SOOOOO if Dutton gets up (omg I think I might fruckin vomit just at the thought) and he is the pm its probably good for the ALP because he is such a racists, fascist pig noone could vote for him.... Peter Dutton is the master of off shore detention for refugees... and he believes anyone arriving illegally should never be allowed to set foot on Australian shores... its fine for little kids to grow up in camps, behind fences with armed guards... there are kids who have been in these camps for over 7 years... little frickin kids and its lookin like he is gunna be our PM.... The only person who I would hate more as PM is Julie "Asbestos Barbie" Bishop... who sees no problem with the fact that her stratagem when a lawyer for Hardings (asbestos company) was to delay cases as long as she could so the litigants died before the cases could be heard. That was her plan... and when called on it in court after being told the asbestos miner in question had months to live she is on records as saying "that is not her problem or her clients problem, maybe he should have worked elsewhere". She made a personal fortune defending asbestos companies for years before entering politics. She is scum! So this is Dutton: This is Morrison: ...can I say this is footage from 2014.... but these asylum seekers are still waiting to be processed.... how can anyone think this is OK???? Try only watching the Cartoon Network. It’s less stressful ? Straya or bust.
August 23, 20188 yr 1 minute ago, BAT said: Try only watching the Cartoon Network. It’s less stressful ? Straya or bust. Its probably on a par intellectually with Question Time in Parliament..... OMG.... they (the Lib Government) have just asked for a vote to adjourn our parliament until 10th September so they can sort their shit..... are they for real.... that's just basically saying "Its too hard, we can't do this"..... never, ever, before for in house stupidity... OMG I want to scream!!!!!!!!! FVCKING CVNTY CO(KSUCKIN PRICKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ..... suspend, have ya vote, sort ya shit and run the frickin country ya dogs!!!!!!!
August 23, 20188 yr Well they just got the vote up to adjourn parliament until 10th September.... its such bullshit.... @jillar I think @BAT is right and I just need to turn it off... because its doing my head in.
August 26, 20188 yr This is a very specific gripe, but here goes: Phuck the urologists in Cleveland, Tennessee. Damn guys don't know their ass from third base. My dad went in for a "minimally invasive" outpatient procedure four-weeks ago. He was hospitalized early this morning for a serious kidney infection. This is the second time he has been hospitalized for kidney and bladder issues since being "minimally" invaded by that quack in Cleveland. The old man is coming off a double bypass surgery and has had fewer complications with the open heart surgery that he had in March than he has with this outpatient procedure. Another urologist in Cleveland treated my mother for kidney stones back in 2013. Following a "routine procedure" she developed sepsis and had to spend four-days in the hospital. The urologist who phucked up the "routine procedure" could not have been less concerned if he tried. Me and that fella had an unpleasant exchange that ended with him threatening to call the police. Phuck that guy! Just heard from my sister and dad is going to stay overnight at the hospital. They have him on a round of antibiotics and some other medicines. He's feeling better now and hopefully will not have to go back to a hospital again anytime soon.
August 26, 20188 yr 6 minutes ago, Boo said: This is a very specific gripe, but here goes: Phuck the urologists in Cleveland, Tennessee. Damn guys don't know their ass from third base. My dad went in for a "minimally invasive" outpatient procedure four-weeks ago. He was hospitalized early this morning for a serious kidney infection. This is the second time he has been hospitalized for kidney and bladder issues since being "minimally" invaded by that quack in Cleveland. The old man is coming off a double bypass surgery and has had fewer complications with the open heart surgery that he had in March than he has with this outpatient procedure. Another urologist in Cleveland treated my mother for kidney stones back in 2013. Following a "routine procedure" she developed sepsis and had to spend four-days in the hospital. The urologist who phucked up the "routine procedure" could not have been less concerned if he tried. Me and that fella had an unpleasant exchange that ended with him threatening to call the police. Phuck that guy! Just heard from my sister and dad is going to stay overnight at the hospital. They have him on a round of antibiotics and some other medicines. He's feeling better now and hopefully will not have to go back to a hospital again anytime soon. I'm sorry my man, my brother had a nightmare after a pcnl surgery. He had an infection and they found it after they ran his blood for the pre surg test for surg #2 as they didnt get all the stones the first surg. 2 weeks in the hospital for his infection. I'm with you on staying away from the hospital, sending out good health vibes to you and your family
August 26, 20188 yr 55 minutes ago, Whispers said: I'm sorry my man, my brother had a nightmare after a pcnl surgery. He had an infection and they found it after they ran his blood for the pre surg test for surg #2 as they didnt get all the stones the first surg. 2 weeks in the hospital for his infection. Damn. That is some bad action. Is your brother better now? 56 minutes ago, Whispers said: I'm with you on staying away from the hospital, sending out good health vibes to you and your family Thanks. The old man is doing well enough now that he is trying to convince the folks at the hospital he's in good enough shape to go home. He's irritated by the whole thing because he was planning on cutting hay today. My dad has always been as stubborn as a bull, but it's serving him well in his older years.
August 26, 20188 yr 6 minutes ago, Boo said: Damn. That is some bad action. Is your brother better now? He's better now, his stones were big and too big to blast them(one was size of ping pong ball). That infection was bad. They should've kept him overnight and they let him leave with a catheter and thats what led to infection(after pcnl surg left after recovery). God speed on your dad and i hope he gets out soon Edited August 26, 20188 yr by Whispers
August 27, 20188 yr Dam... I was sent home after a gall bladder removal...and my bladder and bowels has stopped working .. After a emergency ambulance 3 days later ...I was admitted again... Doctors are no better here.. Sending my love across the pond ..xxx
September 1, 20188 yr Spoiler Someone should have warned us...that there was a sad song in mama mia...at the end...between mother and daughter... Cheryl was in bits...which effected me.too......lots of hugs...it was too soon for the pair of us... How do I get rid of that hidden content... Fcuk !!!
September 19, 20187 yr Gee's I told you next time you vacuumed the toenail clippings would be picked up....^^
September 22, 20187 yr Bring back summer..!!!!.....this fcukin rain is depressing.... Keep getting soaked....
September 22, 20187 yr I feel ya @Doreensfree.. it been like that for weeks here.. pure scunnered me..???
September 22, 20187 yr Well right about now I frickin hate coffee, and technology and maybe a little bit myself.....So laptop is currently in a backing tray full of rice... cos thr frickin coffee went ll over the keyboard and now the space bar wont work or the mouse....the left click is dodgey a frickin best and the right click is non existent... frucking c0cksuckin piece o'shit.... SOOOOOOO I figure not a problem... I can do the woohoo for My Life on my mobile.... but no... every time I try to add a gif for the frickin #1 me mobile shuts down, black screens then all these chinese characters appear and it starts making this siren type noise until I pull the back off take the battery out and wait 5 mins..... NNNOOOOOOO so all you peeps best be hopin that the frickin rice does the trick on the keyboard of me lappy because I am not sure how often Little Miss will let me use her one like I am now.... OMG I had to vertually sell her my good kidney to get 5mins of frickin usage....
September 22, 20187 yr Aaawwww Jo and it's not long out the wrapper too... ??????? why does your mobile talk to you in chinese?? ? Now here was me coming on to rant about sewing machines and whistling hubbies doin ma nut right in..!!? A'll come back...??
September 22, 20187 yr Yea I was wondering why your mobile talks to you in Chinese too. Did you buy it in China because I believe it was @Wee fluffy me who had a Chinese woman living in the dash of her car. As for the laptop, just an idea but do you think you could buy a wireless mouse and maybe even a keyboard and use those with your laptop?
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