Oh but reci its not the giant spiders you need to worry about... 

So, 3 Days ago it was frickin snowing & today it's 30 fukcin degrees C! WTF? People guzzling beer on outdoor patios where a couple days ago, they were shoveling those same patios. Must be spring   I'll give it 2 or 3 days before I start complaining about the heat - LOL!

6 minutes ago, reciprocity said:

So, 3 Days ago it was frickin snowing & today it's 30 fukcin degrees C! WTF? People guzzling beer on outdoor patios where a couple days ago, they were shoveling those same patios. Must be spring   I'll give it 2 or 3 days before I start complaining about the heat - LOL!

 

What a brutal week, so glad when it's over! Asthma ALL week because of the stupid wind, then water heater goes out. THEN a puddle of coolant on the garage floor under my 2007 Acadia with 21,000 miles on it. Here's hoping for a better next week ?

19 minutes ago, jillar said:

What a brutal week, so glad when it's over! Asthma ALL week because of the stupid wind, then water heater goes out. THEN a puddle of coolant on the garage floor under my 2007 Acadia with 21,000 miles on it. Here's hoping for a better next week ?

ugg, yes. Wind can be a killer on the lungs.. May the 4th be with you today and Revenge of the 5th tomorrow

2 hours ago, jillar said:

What a brutal week, so glad when it's over! Asthma ALL week because of the stupid wind, then water heater goes out. THEN a puddle of coolant on the garage floor under my 2007 Acadia with 21,000 miles on it. Here's hoping for a better next week ?

Well, don't they say bad things come in 3's? If that's true, you should be good to go!

19 hours ago, reciprocity said:

Well, don't they say bad things come in 3's? If that's true, you should be good to go!

So goes the trouble comes in 3's theory which I always believe in too. Woke up with the cold hubby had all last week ?

Honey and Lemon @jillar .... get some honey and lemon into ya...

@notsmokinjo I don't have any honey or lemon but I do have an orange tree so maybe I'll start eating massive amounts of oranges

@jillar the citrus wont hurt... juice it up...keep those fluids up. Bluddy hubby sharing his germs... that's just not right.

20 minutes ago, jillar said:

@notsmokinjo I don't have any honey or lemon but I do have an orange tree so maybe I'll start eating massive amounts of oranges

 

@jillarI'm jealous, your own orange tree

 

@Sslip when I lived in Darwin I had a Mango tree, a Pawpaw tree and a star fruit tree... (what we call pawpaw others call papaya)... Dad has lemons, Loquats, peaches and then this mutant cross between a peach and a nectarine.... fricking love his peaches though... then we get spinach/silverbeet, strawberries, tomatos and pumpkins... we had broadbeans for a while but I was the only one who ate them so that got turned into strawberry beds... and he has rhubarb (blurgh)... cos this is the best prison on earth.

Edited May 5, 20188 yr by notsmokinjo

Thanks you guys. Yes @Sslip, it's a Washington navel and the fruit is so good. My Koi love them too. We also had a peach and apricot tree that produced great fruit but the apricot was cut down to make room for our shed (sore subject) and the peach tree just died of old age poor thing

Edited May 5, 20188 yr by jillar
Meant poor not more

Poor ******* peach tree. We're limited to shitty apples in our garden and not very tasty ones at that that taste like crap.

Edited May 5, 20188 yr by Sslip
forgot to ****

@Sslip so their not even crab apples, they just plain old crap apples ??

Aaarrrrrgggghhh.. why oh why oh why oh bloody why when you finish all the shower gel leave empty bottles like they are full ones where the full ones were and no write it up on the "Oh mum I've used the last of" board.. So that when I go for a shower and grab empty after empty after empty and find the only choices i am left with are... strawberry laces hand wash, Lynx gold, lynx black or plain old bloody water...!!!!!!!!!

 

Aaaaarreegggghhhhhhjj

@Wee fluffy me me mum put the empties in my brother's bed once, under his doona (duvet?) and it suddenly stopped happening.

Ooowww good idea Jo, so I've got 3 offenders beds to choose from question is who do I pick..??

My back hurts like hell.

Of course the worthless OTC stuff does no real good.

Cannot get anything decent at the doc though cause dumb ass drug addicts like 1/2 my family think pills are for entertainment.

 

I say if someone is a drug addict, give them as much as they need to off themselves so they quit wasting space.

Either that or fuckin quit the drugs.

 

Supposedly, nicotine is the worst drug to quit yet people do it. So how come these pill addicts cannot quit?

It is like, "alright family, I gave up MY addiction, your turn."

 

I kind of feel like telling the world to fcuk off right now.

Edited May 6, 20188 yr by Jetblack

Yup

OH no.... I'm sorry you're having a crapola day @Whispers 

@notsmokinjo, thank you. Tomorrow is a new day and has to be better

Is it OK to exclaim "****" on this thread?

... patiently waits for response...

 

No response offered. 

 

Therefore, 

 

****!!!!!! 

 

I feel much better. 

 

Thank You. 

 

 

Eeek!  User error/ carry on... 

Edited May 9, 20188 yr by Lust4Life

Well fukcin, fukity, fuk!!!!!!

 

That's the good side of life at the moment. Putting out fires in two places 1,100 km apart and this will last for weeks so I'll be in transit a lot and one place is pretty remote; as in - Oh, you've actually seen water that comes out of a tap all on it's own??!!

Anyway, apologies in advance if I miss any celebration posts ?  Don't hesitate to post your own or for a friend if you know the date?

 

After a whole bunch of bad sh*t started happening at once, it surprised me that my brain jumped immediately to STRONG thoughts of lighting up a smoke and chain smoking till I just passed out or or couldn't breathe. I didn't think it was possible to be that overwhelmed by a strong urge to smoke after being quit for more than a year?

 

Anyway, those thoughts have now been replaced now with a strong desire to inflict pain, misery and possibly bodily harm on certain folk ?