August 12, 20215 yr You know how they throw the ball into the crowd after they win the game? Apparently that’s not allowed in bowling. I know that now.....🙄
August 14, 20215 yr A man and his wife are awakened at 3 o'clock in the morning by a loud pounding on the door. The man gets up and goes to the door where a drunken stranger, standing in the pouring rain, is asking for a push. "Not a chance," says the husband, "it is 3 o'clock in the morning!" He slams the door and returns to bed. "Who was that?" asked his wife. "Just some drunk guy asking for a push," he answers. "Did you help him?" she asks. "No, I did not, it is 3 o'clock in the morning and it is pouring out there!" "Well, you have a short memory," says his wife. "Can't you remember about three months ago when we broke down and those two guys helped us? I think you should help him, and you should be ashamed of yourself !" The man does as he is told, gets dressed, and goes out into the pounding rain. He calls out into the dark, "Hello, are you still there?" "Yes" comes back the answer. "Do you still need a push?" calls out the husband. "Yes, please!" comes the reply from the dark. "Where are you?" asks the husband. "Over here on the swing!" replies the drunk.
August 15, 20215 yr The world is not full of assholes but they are strategically placed so that you'll come across one everyday
August 15, 20215 yr G’day May grandad said.. ” don’t argue with a fool” ”any one looking on can’t tell the diference”.......
August 15, 20215 yr Hey I am up late (all night) I think you maybe up early in your part of the world. Your Grandpa was a very wise man, but I do enjoy a good talk with a fool now and then for fun, don't you? K
August 15, 20215 yr Author I was up ubber early ....one pup wanted to go out early ....he's gone home now ... Much needed catch up sleep ...😁
August 15, 20215 yr Gotcha Doreen, my dogs like to get me up early. Well four (have 3 dogs) can play that game. Did not go to bed last night. They could not figure it out so they didn't sleep well. I think we all be tired tonight. K
August 22, 20215 yr Roses are red nuts are brown Skirts go up pants go down body to body skin to skin when its stiff stick it in it comes in dry and comes out wet and the longer its in the stronger it gets it comes out dripping and it starts to sag its not what you think its a Lipton tea bag Get your mind out of the gutter
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