July 25, 20215 yr Some angry guy with road rage just yelled out of his window I'm gonna make your life a living hell I yelled back thanks but I'm not looking for a relationship right now
July 26, 20215 yr The first testicular guard the cup was used in hockey in 1874 and the first helmet was used in 1974 that means it only took 100 years for men to realize that their brain is also important
July 26, 20215 yr Mrs Ravioli comes to visit her son Anthony for dinner. He lives with a female roommate Maria. during the course of the meal his mother Couldnt help but notice how pretty Anthony's roommate was. over the course of the evening while watching the two interact she started to wonder if there was more between Anthony and his roommate than met the eye reading his moms thoughts Anthony volunteered I know what you must be thinking and Maria and I are just roommates about a week later Maria came to Anthony saying ever since your mother came to dinner I've been unable to find the silver sugar bowl you don't suppose she took it do you I doubt it but I will email her Dear mom I'm not saying you did take the sugar bowl from my house I'm not saying you did not take it but the fact remains hat it has been missing every since you were here Anthony received a response email from his mom which read dear son I'm not saying you do sleep with Maria and I'm not saying you don't sleep with her but the fact remains that if she was sleeping in her own bed she would have found the sugar bowl Moral is never bull shit your mama Edited July 26, 20215 yr by Linda Spelling
August 4, 20215 yr The World Health Organization announced that dogs cannot contract COVID-19. Dogs previously held in quarantine can now be released. To be clear, WHO let the dogs out. Since we’re all in quarantine I guess we’ll be making only inside jokes from now on. I’m not talking to myself, I’m having a parent-teacher conference. – Knock knock. Who is there? Seriously, don’t touch my door and get back 6 meters to social distance.
August 4, 20215 yr A pastor giving a Children's sermon on vestments asked why do you think I wear this collar one kid answered because it kills ticks and fleas for 30 days
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