October 2, 20214 yr Author On 9/25/2021 at 11:39 PM, jillar said: Just has a little wee laughing ....😁
October 5, 20214 yr I have been blacked out since 2010 so I have no idea what you are talking about. Are you still in California or are you back home in Chicago where I thought you were? LOL
October 5, 20214 yr 5 hours ago, Kris said: I have been blacked out since 2010 so I have no idea what you are talking about. Are you still in California or are you back home in Chicago where I thought you were? LOL California
October 6, 20214 yr https://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=633143001394944&id=100040977481481&sfnsn=mo
October 7, 20214 yr Women are angels and when someone breaks our wings we continue to fly on our brooms we're flexible like that
October 12, 20214 yr After you turn 50 You can't recognize letters up close but you can recognize idiots from far away
October 18, 20214 yr I know this is the joke page but just wanted to put this out there. I'm looking for four people to go on a helicopter ride over the Grand Canyon with me. We'll fly over it and land at the bottom for a nice lunch then fly to the Coast for a splendid dinner complete with champagne aboard a private yacht in the Pacific Ocean. Please pm me if you're interested in going. And also if you have a helicopter and yacht otherwise we can't go....... Edited October 18, 20214 yr by jillar
October 19, 20214 yr Self-Defense Tip of the Day If you are attacked by a group of clowns, go straight for the juggler.
October 20, 20214 yr Gday Q: Where can single men over the age of 60 find younger women who are interested in them? A:Try a bookstore, under Fiction . Q:What can a man do while his wife is going through menopause? A: Keep busy . If you're handy with tools, you can finish the basement .. When you're done, you will have a place to live . Q: Someone has told me that menopause is mentioned in the bible. Is that true? Where can it be found? A: Yes . Matthew 14:92: "And Mary rode Joseph's ass all the way to Egypt . . .. " Q: How can you increase the heart rate of your over-60-year-old husband? A: Tell him you're pregnant . Q: How can you avoid that terrible curse of the elderly wrinkles? A: Take off your glasses . Q: Seriously! What can I do for these crow's feet and all those wrinkles on my face? A: Go braless . It will usually pull them out . . Q: Why should 60-plus-year-old people use valet parking? A: Valets don't forget where they park your car . Q: Is it common for 60-plus-year-olds to have problems with short term memory storage? A: Storing memory is not a problem, Retrieving it is the problem .. Q:As people age, do they sleep more soundly? A: Yes, but usually in the afternoon . Q: Where should 60-plus-year-olds look for eye glasses? A: On their foreheads . Q:What is the most common remark made by 60-plus-year-olds when they enter antique stores? A: "Gosh, I remember these!" SMILE, You've still got your senses....
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