February 10, 20188 yr Eww. Fortunately I don’t see much of that stuff in this part of the land. I don’t know how y’all do it.
February 10, 20188 yr After having shoveled the driveway, I'm not sure where I'm gonna put the sh*t that's coming tomorrow!! Another foot of the white stuff due Sunday. The end of my drive is already 7 feet high. It gets difficult to throw a shovel full of snow much more than 6 feet up. I'm not in my 20's anymore Edited February 10, 20188 yr by reciprocity
February 10, 20188 yr P !!!...I'm gutted for ya...carnt imagine ...living in this condition.... We have not seen that much snow in ten years... Or ever....how depressing.... I'm in awe..you come here.. Mr Happy ..go ..lucky kind of guy... You my friend....deserve a medal....!!!!!
February 10, 20188 yr Well Reciprocity I do think you have the most annoying thing going right now, do not envy you.
February 10, 20188 yr 40 minutes ago, Doreensfree said: You my friend....deserve a medal....!!!!! No .......... just a new snow shovel
February 11, 20188 yr I know one member who, right this minute, is suffering 68 degree weather in Palm springs, CA where she is vacationing. Tomorrow it will be 76 and sunny. I do not know how she does it.
February 12, 20188 yr Everything melted here in. Seven foot is time to quit and move. Already lining up a new helmet for early spring I am predicting. Fudge the ground hog
March 26, 20188 yr Today's entry on my list of people I could do without are those who speak in shorthand. Some dipshit calls me this morning at work and explains that he is a marketing guru who can "maximize our exposure on networking sites such as FB and Insta." I told him I had never heard of those. He chuckles condescendingly and says: "you've never heard of Facebook and Instagram?" Yes...I'm familiar with those, but I'm not familiar with your verbal abbreviations and have no intentions of learning your lazy language. You're some chucklenut making cold calls not a Navajo code talker. This morning on the radio, there was a guy doing a sports segment. Last night the Boston Bruins won a game in overtime, but this guy can't be bothered to say all that. "The BBs get the W in OT!" Let me guess, the "BBs" weren't wearing uniforms but instead had on their "Unis." Edited March 26, 20188 yr by Boo
March 26, 20188 yr 22 minutes ago, Boo said: This morning on the radio, there was a guy doing a sports segment. Last night the Boston Bruins won a game in overtime, but this guy can't be bothered to say all that. "The BBs get the W in OT!" Let me guess, the "BBs" weren't wearing uniforms but instead had on their "Unis." Oh for God's sake, he wasn't texting, why could he not have just said what happened? Eventually the English language is going to sound more like Punjabi. What does Punjabi sound like? Think of how Woodstock off Charlie Brown sounds. When we had only a 9 key keypad on our cell phones, this abbreviation thing was fine but since the 9 key phones have vanished, so should abbreviating everything. Remember when we were kids and had our asses handed to us when we butchered the English language? No one is perfect but one should at least try.
March 27, 20188 yr Yeah. Theres this lad, calls me pork chop, she murders the english language. I just wanna slap her and be like, lad, get your act together. Get a grip incontinentia buttocks. For real.
March 27, 20188 yr 4 minutes ago, notsmokinjo said: ^ Oh you love me Pork Chop stop ya gripin. ? Well.....ok yeah its true, i adore you. You might just be the new pig lover of my life. Sorry piggy nothing personal, we had good times but i feel its time to see other people. Incontinentia buttocks is just rubbing me the good way today. Gosh.
March 27, 20188 yr Shhh Pork Chop, I thought we were going to keep a lid on it for a while, break things to you pig lover gentle like. Don't ya think I'm in enough mud thus week. Well its out there now!
April 1, 20188 yr Pardon me while I vent... So my dad is in the hospital, ICU recovering from a double-bypass. Most everybody has been extremely helpful and understanding; then there's that one aunt. You might have one too. I already explained to her that visitation is limited in the ICU and I would let her know when he gets into a step-down room. Well by God, she wasn't having any of that. Comes barging in, against regulations. First thing she does is wake my dad up to blather on like she does. He's been with a physical therapist, a pulmonologist, and multiple other people have been in to see him throughout the day. Finally gets to sleep a bit and here comes the human bullhorn. Wants to make sure everybody knew she was there because she came "all the way up from Georgia." It's a 25 minute drive from where she lives and she's making out like she recreated the Lewis and Clark Journey. Sure there's a man in the room who's just had his chest cut open, but by all means...make it about yourself. The second order of business isn't really an annoyance so much as an observation. If you're the kind of person who puts a lot of bumper stickers on the back of your car, try to behave accordingly with the messages you are advertising. I see a lady in a Nissan with stickers reading "Coexist" and "Resist Hate." Nice messages. Except for the fact that she was driving like a maniac and road raging. Wants to spread tolerance and understanding across the globe, but goes into a homicidal rage when she has to share a stretch of Amnicola Highway with other drivers. Hooray for peace and love and all that other shit.
April 2, 20188 yr @Boo glad ya dad's on the mend but don't worry your not alone, we all have at least one relative like that. She probably just wanted a pat on the back, make it a good one... Edited April 2, 20188 yr by notsmokinjo
April 2, 20188 yr On 3/27/2018 at 1:20 PM, MrTitwank said: Yeah. Theres this lad, calls me pork chop, she murders the english language. I just wanna slap her and be like, lad, get your act together. Get a grip incontinentia buttocks. For real. You're a cream-puff ..... for real But, I;m afraid it's a NO on the threesome I'm a 1 person piggy Edited April 2, 20188 yr by reciprocity
April 2, 20188 yr 3 minutes ago, reciprocity said: You're a cream-puff ..... for real But, I;m afraid it's a NO on the threesome I'm a 1 person piggy Phew.?
April 2, 20188 yr 1 hour ago, Boo said: Pardon me while I vent... So my dad is in the hospital, ICU recovering from a double-bypass. Most everybody has been extremely helpful and understanding; then there's that one aunt. You might have one too. I already explained to her that visitation is limited in the ICU and I would let her know when he gets into a step-down room. Well by God, she wasn't having any of that. Comes barging in, against regulations. First thing she does is wake my dad up to blather on like she does. He's been with a physical therapist, a pulmonologist, and multiple other people have been in to see him throughout the day. Finally gets to sleep a bit and here comes the human bullhorn. Wants to make sure everybody knew she was there because she came "all the way up from Georgia." It's a 25 minute drive from where she lives and she's making out like she recreated the Lewis and Clark Journey. Sure there's a man in the room who's just had his chest cut open, but by all means...make it about yourself. The second order of business isn't really an annoyance so much as an observation. If you're the kind of person who puts a lot of bumper stickers on the back of your car, try to behave accordingly with the messages you are advertising. I see a lady in a Nissan with stickers reading "Coexist" and "Resist Hate." Nice messages. Except for the fact that she was driving like a maniac and road raging. Wants to spread tolerance and understanding across the globe, but goes into a homicidal rage when she has to share a stretch of Amnicola Highway with other drivers. Hooray for peace and love and all that other shit. Sounds like this episode is weighing pretty heavy on you. I have always found that's when sh*t that doesn't normally bother me so much becomes a flash-point! You're right to vent either here or anywhere you feel safe to do so because keeping that frustration in is not an option. Vent it out where you can without killing anyone Hope things improve soon for ya.
April 2, 20188 yr Boo, that really sux. It’s amazing how annoying relatives come out of the woodwork when stuff is happening and their input is least desired. Hope things lighten up.
April 2, 20188 yr @Boo glad your dad is recovering from his surgery and I'm sorry you have to deal with your obnoxious aunt. Like jo said, there's one in every family. My mom just got moved from ICU today after 11 days and not expected to survive and my POS brother has the nerve to say to my sister "who's paying for all this". So believe it or not your aunt is a little higher on the list of people who care only about themselves. Your dad is going to feel so much better soon so don't let her spoil your and your dad's happiness.
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