September 25, 201510 yr I will post the first silly/stupid question Next poster answers with silly/sarcastic/stupid answer and then post next silly/stupid question :) Example: Q: why do rabbits hop A: because they cannot swim Q: why is the sky blue A: because the pink pen ran out Q: etc etc hope you get the idea :) First question: Why can't we touch our noses with our tongues?
September 25, 201510 yr because they flat out pee and poop in 6 colors Why do i smile on my profile pic ;)
September 25, 201510 yr Author So the squirrels don't recognise them Why is a baby kangaroo called a joey
September 25, 201510 yr because the name Joey is popular in the kangaroo village why do we have tonsils?
September 26, 201510 yr Author Because it's more fun to annoy moms Why does hair grow on my knees but not on my elbows
September 27, 201510 yr Author Because it was being driven down a dirt track Why do straws have a hole at each end
September 29, 201510 yr Author They didn't they was just pretending Why does your hair always look and go perfect when you have just decided to go for a do over at the salon?
October 9, 201510 yr It's scared the hairdresser is scissor happy..... Why isn't aero chocolate half price....?....half of it is holes...
October 12, 201510 yr Don't worry...I'll write you a cheque.... Why does the guy who collects the trolley,s at Morrison's...stand behind me watching ,till its empty.. Then grabs it quick..
October 12, 201510 yr Because the paint wasn't dry. Why don't fingernails grow in colored like hair does?
October 14, 201510 yr Because an ugly sunset would be just wrong. Why does Christmas come only once a year?
October 14, 201510 yr Because Santa's on the beach the rest of the year WHY am i gassing my housemates?
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