I recognize some faces and see some minor changes to some so I think I got a few of you pegged. I read the polite stuff and a lot looks the same but I have not taken off my shoes yet and sat down. First real couple of posts earlier but think I want to see the reaction to using a few words or phases. I'll start slow and check back. Nothing more than I ever said else where. No rush Limbaugh speeches or stern vulgarity. Just bakon terms. Don't anyone get panties too far up your crack on this. None is meant to be personal.

 

1. Window licker

2. Short bus

3 fat chick

4 tranny

 

I will stop there for now. If any of the non English speaking islanders with pets that crap in a box are feeling like hitting the offensive button let me know so I can spray a new coat of flavoring to your window. And don't hit your helmet on the seat in front of you it annoys the other passengers.

I'm reporting you right after the tranny and the fat chick take a short bus ride because of their window licking obsession.

Really don't get it ????

Hey Evelyn, it's a running joke... On a different website Bakon got in trouble for saying those words. He's just checking he can speak his mind here without getting into trouble lol.

 

You will start to understand Bakon better once you get to know him!!

Evelyn all cool here ;-)

 

Bakon as a non English speaker islander - I think all is cool - as long as you recognise how cool my avatar is ... And know us curvy chicks prefer fuller figure not fat....other than that I think we are good .....meow !,

 

Oh and hugs to your mrs ((((( mrs Bakon)))))

Pip you are rocking the Catvatar. …. Everyone just needs to learn Bakonese. LOL

Awe -thanks - does my butt look big in this avatar ??

Awe -thanks - does my butt look big in this avatar ??

No

Action -correct answer :-)

 

Now go tell mrs action how hot She looks!!

Curves are good. Mrs losing some weight and put her skinny jeans on yesterday. Trying to force more food on her cuz I like a big butt

 

As for cat avatars they show a sign of a lonely person who's pets will eat them when they die if not found. I think we should make someone the official avatar helper. Baffled got a new pic. Or babbles likes to change up at times. They could help the simpler people with picking something besides a butt licking indoor crapper.

But my husband likes a a butt licker - omg spell check changed that to kicker ! :-) - oh no did I say that out loud

 

 

Edit _ give my love to the mrs - thinking of her always !

All husbands like their butts licked but most don't want the whiskers on the lickers face. Tickles the taint

 

Message delivered to mrs

theres the bakon we know and wouldnt have any other way - now what flavours does that window spray come in as im a little partial to licking them for fun even the tranny has been known to partake ;)

I'm with Evelyn on this one ... not really understanding whats going on ... but I'd like to understand lol 

I'm with Evelyn on this one ... not really understanding whats going on ... but I'd like to understand lol 

 

lol  You will once you get to know Bakon.  :)  At first you're like what did he just say?  lol

Pip you're Australian and you seem to understand Bakon ... maybe you could translate for me ?????? 

My favorite term hands down is "DB."  I think it in my head even more than I say it.

 

 

Thanks Bakon......spit my coffee out.....

My favorite term hands down is "DB."  I think it in my head even more than I say it.

OMG - that second picture is hilarious!!!!!

seems nice and warm ;)

I agree db is my fave

Bakon.

 

I'm Islander.

Very curvy.

Have beard and wear skirt.

As long as Jimmy drives the bus, I don't care how long it is...

And if a window tastes good..I'll lick it.

 

I can be offended by malicious intent, if I perceive intent to hurt or harm then I can be upset.

 

From you I have only ever perceived a desire to help, support and bring some humour to serious subjects..

 

But then, what would a fat guy in a skirt licking windows on the back of a short bus know?

 

:D

hahahahaha!!  Bakon and El Bandito...you BOTH are hysterical!

:)

Saturday funnies. :) a day early :) love.