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Dang, that got green fast! That looks as nice as our lawn that we've been fertilizing all year long. Very impressive my friend

Great post reci, glad winter is finally over for you.

the perfect quit by jwg1763 » Tue Jun 22, 2010 8:03 pm Welcome come right in ,, how can I help you today? Umm yes I would like to see about buying a quit Well sir you have certainly come into the right store Let me show you some of our newer and maybe are best Ok ,, that would be great,, are they expensive? Lets just look and then we can talk price Umm , umm ok.. Now here this is a wonderful quit, about seven years old fully matured No cravings I can see no real problems for you and this quit I think it could fit you well… but you do have to walk it by 7 am oh and that’s after a good breakfast Umm , I work nights im not up at 7 am Well if you want this quit you will have to get a new job you can only work 9-5 with this quit do you have something else? Why sure we do,, we have the perfect quit right here for you this is the one,, it is only 2 ½ years old but very mature and well behaved However you do have to sit every day and eat two bags of pop corn While you watch the soap operas Ohhmm ,, I don’t like pop corn or soap opera s I think this is a house wife quit . Not for me Well sir quits don’t have a gender there just tailored Oh ,, I see well I need a quit that works nights Likes to sleep in in the morning,, play some video games Doesn’t like pop corn and about two meals a day What do you have like that? Well sir I don’t think you understand you have to Tailor yourself to our quits we don’t tailor them to you.. These quits have taken years to fit there original owners That’s what I want a quit tailored fit to me Where do I get one of those? You can’t buy one of those ,, you just have to stop smoking and Let it grow,, you have to nature it , love it, and respect it If I could just buy a quit like that just for me how much Would it cost? Sir a quit like that is priceless,, you do not have enough money `jwg`

That's so cute @Doreensfree!

Congratulations on one year quit peace Train, such a huge accomplishment. I hope you have something awesome planned to celebrate!

Can you tell birdie I love her choice of names @notsmokinjo? It isn't hating saying red heads in the US are crazy is it?

Love this lml, fantastic blog entry

He's totally crazy, have you not seen his act?

Just caught the last of the royal wedding, there does seem to be a lot of women wearing nests on their heads. What really confused me was when the queen left the chapel they played America the Beautiful?

Maybe it's just here they're crazy?

Isn't crazy pretty obvious?

Have you not noticed everyone with orange hair is a little crazy?

No, I think it was his carrot color hair that only a mother could love?

Why would you think that?

Did you know the comedian Carrot Top was my neighbor when I briefly lived in Florida years ago?

Congratulations Kermit, you're doing great!

Congratulations Lisa, huge props to you! Have a great day

@notsmokinjo and @Wee fluffy me thanks for cheering me up lol. Still no moobs for me though, can't have a guy who has bigger boobs than me lol. @WeegieWoman thanks for the story about your friend. Good on her bro for helping her through it. Unfortunately if I had of had to go to Florida I would have had no way to SOS. I have a flip phone and my mom's internet hasn't worked in probably a year now. Maybe that's why I figured I would smoke. Anyway thanks you guys and mom is home and doing well so we're safe