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^ What she said.... OMG I can almost taste the sticky goodness..... mmmmmmmm...... feel a stop at a coffee shop in the cards for my way home. NNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO ...... anyone but the south american river.....anyone..... Sorry just really don't like them.

So I just did some maths, to kinda give yous all some perspective...we currently have active fires in QLD, NSW, Vic and Sth Australia...Victoria is the only state without a human life lost...our allies have been helping with firies from NZ and Canada being here for over a month. So now let's just look at the NSW fires... Currently, as of this morning...the amount of land burning (not burnt) is more than the whole of Belgium..or the size of Maryland...there are more firefighters fighting the NSW fires (professional and volunteer) than there are soldiers in the Australian army....2/3rds of all registered firefighters in Australia have been at a bushfire for at least 1 week in the last 2 months.

Not sure if I've posted this yet.

Love this movie review that's spoiler free...hanging out to see this with my dad.

I know I posted this song already but it's Fruckin Gravy Day peeps..... So here is the drunkin pub Chopra version...

NOPE - never on #GravyDay... But who's gunna make the gravy?

Waiting for train...currently running 10mins late...45c in the shade with 7% humidity...the air kinda burns to breathe but no fires near me...fingers crossed the predicted dry lightening doesn't hit.

Its out in the middle of the dessert, but apparently they were busing into Alice overnight from some of the communities.

Heading into work on a day expected to be 44C...that's 111F.....and tomorrow? Well it will be 21...so 69...Fricken schizophrenic weather..... although some parts of Aus are expecting 64 today (147).

Wondering if @Boo ever went to band camp So you all know I love Archie and Paul Kelly...well listen to wot I found...really hope you northies can access it...

I hate online shopping...I hate the big fat river company the most.

True...I do an awesome rooster...the kid used to get a nice time to get up but I'd she didn't out came the crow....an of course I do a brilliant craw call...*fark*fark*fark*...birds are animals yeah? Tnp doodles when there on hold on the phone.

Basmati rice us much better for you than wheat products. Chickpeas, lentils or Dahl are all better options than wheat products. Google a list for low GI foods.

Happy Birthday D....almost missed it...

Oh @Boo glitter is one of life's necessities for little girls...I swear I haven't put glitter hairspray in the kids hair for 2 years and there's still glitter in there.

Rain to the North East is the best Chrissy present, Nino/Nina change is good news too.

@Sazerac...those poms always cheat.... Bodyline... dirty cheating poms nearly caused a riot in flipping Adelaide..the stadest town in the land...then ask the pore bloody kiwis about the poms tendency to cheat.

Did ya know Chris that the first registered ice hockey team in Australia was in Darwin...and they were undefeated world champions for 32 years...until they opened a bloody rink in Darwin... Never lost a game, never played on either just won by default when the other teams didn't show up because there was no ice rink in the Territory... A Swiss team showed up once, the game was declared a draw.

The last time it snowed in Werribee was the day before never ever...nope apparently it snowed in Werribee once in the 70s but it was gone in hours. Last time snow fell on Melbourne was 1951...had to google that...Brunswick (suburb) got snow 86.

I remember my first cyclone watch in Darwin....first thing to sell out...beer! I would be super excited to get snow.

Ñnnnnnnoooooooooooo!!!!!! Oh what's wrong with Harry...go on start....

Xmas ... Pronounced either ex-mass or Christmas. Christmas for the non-Christians....or more to the point why write 9 letters when ya can get by with 4.

^^why??? 1970s Johnny Farnham.... I promise @Sazerac he is like the Aussie Rod Stewart...just much less skeezy. There's a completely different version Farnsie did with Olivia Newton-John I found a Harry Connick Jr version even.

Sleep in peace Marie Fredriksson...painfree and at rest.