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Tipping Little Miss is gunna head to school thinking this is how the nursery rhymes go.... One of my customers little ones headed off to kinder (preschool) and the teacher asked if anyone knew Mary Had A little Lamb...so little will sticks up his hand...the teacher asks him to sing it....he looks at her and says "I can't play guitar yet, I just play drums"

8. Making boxty. (Best way to get the water outa the trades spuds)

That's right blame the retaliator....the poor little quokka was just getting his own back..he was the victim I tell you.

That's a quokka shit...and the little buggers got drop kicked by the drongo zookeeper

MYTH...koalas are cute and cuddle. FACT...they are vicious little buggers, with foul tempers, prone to violence and all have stds. Evidence: Fast forward to 2.50 if you want....the little fella is a quokka, which technically is in the wallaby family.

Sitting here with the tens machine on me shoulder.

@reciprocity and here I was thinking Ryan Reynolds was the Canadian Hemsworth. I dunno I reckon anytime not Canadian played the bieber or Celine card you could just go..."Ryan Reynolds" and rest your case.

^Oh look it's the royal carriage for the Redneck King........

10...feed them to the dog one at a time So what's 10 things you can do with... INSTANT COFFEE

from the great land down under... Tucker Bush Cherry

@Joe7 ... please, if ya out there.... PLEASE check in... even if its just to say, I'm here, I'm OK, I just need some space. We are worried about you. We know Texas has had a hard time with the RONA... please just pop in and pm someone and let them know ya fine. Don't care why you aren't around just worried about you mate and need to know a ok. Look, I'm gunna lay it on the line.... there are some people round here so worried about our mate that we are gunna do the stalker thing and hunt you down. They may have been mention of Scotland Yard and Interpol... so come one, please just put our minds at ease that you are ok. We are really worried now.

Are the destructions in English?

Otak-Otak

Fun fact #3...If someone pops in and guess 2 is the lie they will win.....

(We eat the wild roos, you can pick it up at the supermarket (grocery store) or if ya live a bit rural then from the side of the road.

How high would the fences need to be on a roo farm?

Do you think it's bad that we eat our coat of arms? No hunting season on roos it's open slather. Sometimes we herd them all up into a field with really high fences and cull them. Apparently you can get roo meat in the US at marxfoods and jungle Jim's...I think it might be illegal in Cali...which is odd cos there's more of those fruckers than sheep here and there's way more frickin sheep than people.

Have either of you enjoyed a kangaroo steak?

Goodmornin' you mob and welcome to another wonderful day of freedom. Down Under it's "R U OK? Day".... how do we celebrate this day...it's simple really...ask someone if they are OK and be prepared to listen. You never know, asking someone if they are ok and giving them 5 mins (or more) of your day might be the thing t h at changes their life. Oh and remember chooks, its ok to say NOPE when someone asks you if you're ok...because you do matter and a trouble shared is a trouble halved. Am I ok? Yep......will I smoke...

Isn't Angus better because it has less calories?

Did you know in Aus we call Mahi mahi Dolfin Fish? (I only know cos I had to google it cos I had no idea what yous was on about)

Who doesn't like oysters?

7 ....

Dunno...Roo and Emu jerky are kinda gamey.... dontcha reckon gaitor would be kinda fishy tasting?