notsmokinjo
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^ Um... yeah, no shit sherlock because guess what from the second ya born ya dying. Life is the most prolific, terminal, sexually transmitted disease. Over isolating. Over lockdown. except for those of us who don't cope.
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Oh...The Very Hungry Catapillar
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With @Boo's new reading list thought this thread could have a rehash... Any of the Lynley Dodd books...especially...Hairy McLary from Donaldson's Dairy....Slinky Malinky ...and Caterwaul Capers. Bamboozled....this is brilliant. Goodnight Me We're Going On A Bear Hunt
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7. Make a car costume
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Wouldn't you say it genius?
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6. Don't use it as cake tin
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Are you questioning our culinary superiority?
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2. Arial for ya car
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3. Use it as a sex toy
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Are you telling me Americans don't know the joy of a Bubble O'Bill?
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So similar to the other game but you take an every day item and list 10 things that you probably should not do with it.... S o let's get this one off with a bang... 10 things you should not do with a ... A box grater... 1. Use it as a loofa.
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8. Use to demonstrate fluid density to kids in a fun separated liquids experiment...ergo teach cool science.
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6. Break up an oil slick in the ocean
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3. Mix with hot water and metho for the best window cleaner
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1. Make bubble mix to blow bubbles
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9. Make home made pasta for soups.
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7. Dimple the surface when making marzipan or fondant oranges.
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5. Make cauliflour rice
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If ya hold in ya farts can it make your colon explode from the pressure?
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Don't ya mean Bubble-o Bills?
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2. Make boxty. (I'M still tryin to work out wot bungee cords are...i reckon ya mean ocky straps an me dad reckons the only thing they are good for is taking out an eye) Ocky "octopus" straps
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8. You can hang ya Chrissy decos on the tree
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6. Remove cherry pips
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4. Clean the wax from ya ears
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All set for Halloween....
