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So Team USA ... will be Mac, with @Jillar in the corner with a bucket and towel. Team Scotland ... If they front ...will be Weegie, with Fluffy....just remember we won't have porridge draws. Oright, @Cbdave you got me back mate?

Vegemite would probs be out as an ingredient, cos it's kinda hard to get where you are isn't it?

@Mac#23 is trying to convince me biscuits should be served with gravy. Lumpy white gravy that looks not too pleasant. Now the first issue language biscuits are what Mac calls cookies. But a friendly bit of food sledging later I had a cunning plan....why don't we swap recipes and make each other's stuff...then taste it and rate it. Then I thought that @WeegieWoman is a keen little cook...she'll might be in on this...that would give us a tri nation tournament for our cup. Australia v US v Scotland....we could invite Reci, but really what does he have to offer maple syrup and poutine. Step one...convince Weegie and Mac to play. Step b....set the rules of engagement...inc scoring system. Step iii.... select recipes...might wanna consult with your compatriots for that. Step next....make sure the others can get the ingredients in their countries. Step e.... set the date, make & rate.

Do you think I would deliberately suggest something unpleasant?

^ You know you don't right. Ok if I think of an Aussie dish (with ingredients you can get easily) do you wanna cook each other's stuff and taste and compare? Edit : (^ for @Mac#23 and @WeegieWoman.. cos @jillar has already told us she can't cook for sh1t....we could have a whole tread about ... the Try Nation Cup....so you won't get what I did there, it's a rugby think.)

I reckon all things considered you should also get a miniature pig, and a miniature goat...our Princess Maddie would love a mini menagerie and you could do real farmer walks...Oh get a couple cooks while your at it and Maddie could get the eggs each morning....you could knock up some pens and coops with your awesome skills...and we could help name all the critters (see I know the merican lingo)...go on, go on, I dare ya.

And you mob reckon you have the right to dis vegemite?

Is that cheese sauce?

Dunno, I'd have to smell it first it doesn't look much chop. Seriously though have I ever refused a taste test?

Of mutated scones convered in lumpy, odd, looking goo? Should I be?

You know those are biscuits, or bickies if you like. So says everyone in the world, except you mob. Why do you call scones biscuits?

Use...free lawn mowing, although won't do much for ya street cred, defo a few points off the man card fircsaying I've got a pet miniature donkey.. Hmmm keeping with the theme of your other fur baby you could name it June if a girl...or Carter if a boy. If it was me I'd call a boy Mini donkey Trevor or Deefa (d-far)....as in Deefar Donkey Other names you might prefer: Gains ....have you seen me gains (<proof that Jillar was speaking Aussie not pirate) Macros Dumbell HIIT Reps Boof...actually like this one for a boy Groove Carp Eddy Riffles ...cos s/he's just itty bitty Skeg Oright I got it....NOPE

Why on earth would you put gravy on biscuits? What is wrong with you people???? 😝

Why would you put gravy on biscuits?

On the day after the night that the ' worst QLD team ever' proved it's heart not talent that wins it's a NOPE...and suck sh1t cockroaches!

We have just come out of lockdown, which included 8pm to 5am curfew, with permits required to be out of your home for >1hr. Victoria is now covid free, no active cases at all. Masks are are still compulsory.

10. Chop the top off put it on a plate of wet cotton balls to sprout and grow a new on. So tell me I'm peeps....what can ya do with... HONEY

8. Demonstrate how to put on a franga to your year 8 sex ed class.

They are fizchick. How is lying back and thinking of England supposed to get you through a shitty sex experience? (I mean England, really, shouldn't they have said lie back and think of a Hemsworth...or some such)

Oh but that's not fair most of my church music sucks....well some of the real old shits ok but we only get the that at Christmas and Easter...regular Sundays be mote like: And my all time favourite, because when they played this in the 80s it meant we didn't have to sing "his banner over me is love" because they never played both in the same mass...

5. Roast it with ya potato and pumpkin

10. ATTACH an anchor to one end and use it to stop you boat drifting. Oh um.... What an you do with a carrot

4 g'day Notski...how you fairing in your neck of the woods?

4 g'day you crazy number droppers

Do I seem like I would bother asking for any other reason?