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Saltbush berries

Fun magpie story....there are a couple of magpies hang in carpark at work, one of them has taken to swooping the people on the way to their cars...so one of the techs gets a hair up his ass and decides to run interference with a drone...smashes the drone into the aircon unit on the roof...so now we are supposed to out at $15k drone and the aircon is on the fritz. BLOODY Magpies.

Maybe once a week or if theirs a shit mark. Do your dunnies splash ya arse when you drop a load?

Does it look dirty?

Most of us the time i just half flush. Don't you think this enough water? (I PUT blue good colouring in to see the water line better)

Much less water. Should I post a pic?

Who cares, don't you think as long as the seat is down it's fine. Hey, why do you mob have so much water in ya dunnies?

Isn't it just protocol to chuck the fan on when you're dropping the pollies at the pool?

Don't you think toilet paper is s somewhat formal and wanky sounding?

Surly I'm not the only one calling it dunny paper?

1. Apply eye shadow.

https://youtu.be/3jkbSWd48lc

Many moons ago we took a poll and solved once and for all that the paper in our dunny should only ever be over and not under...but we have yet to solve the second burning toilet question: When you wipe, do you scrunch, fold or roll? As always votes will be anonymous....campaigning in comments is encouraged and endorsed. Make your vote count. While fold and scrunch are self explanatory the roll might confuse some. One rolls a r ridiculous amount of dunny paper around their hand and then wipes.

Best Bond...stole the show as Dr Jones....so sad.

Swooping insurance @Cbdave????

Its a Queensland thing @Doreensfree ... you were just too far south.

Oh yes, I think we have our winner... do you remember how heated the over or under dunny paper pole got?

Defo a NOPE on the day I find out I'm going to be an aunty again... my baby sister is up the duff with a little girl.... due May the Fourth... hope she doesn't call her Leia.

I think those Rankin-Bass chrissy specials just summed up our childhood Christmases. I remember wondering why they would all be mean to the fat fellow and call him the "Burger Master" that was just nasty... lol. Oh if you can find it there is a ripper British kids book called Roger Bandy... about a dog family who adopt a stray human. Any of the Graeme Bass Animalia books... they start just being awesome pictures but as Maddie ages there is the treasure hunt and then there is the code breaking. OH and all kids need to explore science... why not grab a copy of Mr Archimedes' Bath... and teach Maddie all about Archimedes' Principle. It even features a goat.

More Aussies.... oh and there is at least another Acca Dacca song out there... but I don't wanna be greedy

Still on the Aussie bandwagon....

Lets get this music fest of the creepy off to a start with an Aussie contribution..... and here is the one I bet you all thought I would post....