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10. Chop the top off put it on a plate of wet cotton balls to sprout and grow a new on. So tell me I'm peeps....what can ya do with... HONEY

8. Demonstrate how to put on a franga to your year 8 sex ed class.

They are fizchick. How is lying back and thinking of England supposed to get you through a shitty sex experience? (I mean England, really, shouldn't they have said lie back and think of a Hemsworth...or some such)

Oh but that's not fair most of my church music sucks....well some of the real old shits ok but we only get the that at Christmas and Easter...regular Sundays be mote like: And my all time favourite, because when they played this in the 80s it meant we didn't have to sing "his banner over me is love" because they never played both in the same mass...

5. Roast it with ya potato and pumpkin

10. ATTACH an anchor to one end and use it to stop you boat drifting. Oh um.... What an you do with a carrot

4 g'day Notski...how you fairing in your neck of the woods?

4 g'day you crazy number droppers

Do I seem like I would bother asking for any other reason?

Omfg....you liking a comment in the COSA bought me here....ahh the memories.

Here's one for our @Sazerac

Um this one needs a rating warning...lots of violence in the video clip

I dunno @Boo I reckon we put it to a poll the washing machine would win best version.

Meanwhile down under....

Because they prefer grass. If you get pregnant in Vegas does the baby have to stay there?

We always knew you were "special"

Paused at 11am....bowed my head and remembered my mob who never came home. Buried far from home, in Turkey, Belgium, France and Burma. For all those who have the ultimate sacrifice so I could live the life I have.

Is he predictable?

Wouldn't you want to try just outta curiosity?

Looking for the link from Saz to Levi the storm man.

one blows the snow and one just gives it a toss. If you feel like your going to be sick and you really need to poop do you sit on the dunny and hope for the best or do you pray to the porcelain gods and hope your sphincter holds.