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Hey why'd you add @bakon.... aren't we spose to forget his anni each year?

I think I have a nerd crush on Levi.

Don't you have freeway art? (There is a piece of freeway art on the road from Melbourne main international airport (Tullamarine, but we call it Tulla) that looks like a giant chip (fry) coming out of the ground...you wanted a giant chip, I offered you this one?) Don't Filipinos like to eat spam too?

Do you want the giant chip you drive past on ya way into Melbourne from the Tulla airport?

Oh kinda like us calling hot chips chips and cold chips chips?

So what do you call the trailers you hitch to the back or ya car to move shit (usually rubbish on a tip run)?

@JohnQ ... you can have a stab at it?

Do you aspire to be a bad grandpa? (If you call caravans trailers what do you call trailers?...oh and yep we have caravan parks or in some places they call them holiday parks.)

Why do you mob call caravans trailers?

@Joe7 ... where are ya mate? Hope all is well in your neck of the woods and your staying fit and healthy. Your missed around these parts...especially by the wee lassies up Glasgow way. Pop in please an let us know ya fine, cos we worry.

Freedom Force is well out in Front people's....if its not your face choice best click and submit.

Down Tijuana way?

It's relative to the direction you are facing. I know you can be overwhelmed and I know you can be underwhelmed but can you just be whelmed.

2..G-ski ...and Beazel!

Because you are American and you can't say remember the correctly ....the word is pronounced al-you-mini-um...your welcome. If a kg of water and a kg of wet cement way the same why doesn't a litre of water weigh the same as a litre of wet cement?

Fun fact...had she been born on her due date, Australia Day, she was going to be Matilda.

Hmmmmm..... If the kid had been a boy two of the following names were the final contenders and 1 was no way no how going to be my kids name.... 1. Jeremiah 2. Emmett 3. Bradman

Hmmm....um....thinking 1 or 3....but masks are mandatory here for anything...I'm gunna say 3 is the lie cos you haven't been well enough to do all that much

Are you suggesting I have a southerly influence?

( o Y o ) ... naughty naughty Mornin Notski...almost go home o'clock down here.

Are you suggesting that TimMac should be a TimTam mac'n'cheese fussion dish? (I was just a little bit sick in my mouth)

Don't you think TimMac sounds more like something you'd wear ona rainy day?

XXXX...prounced Forex...a type of beer popular in QLD...home of the banana benders....particularily popular in the gold variety. Pretty sure this is @Cbdave's preferred brand of froffy (BEER) TimTam ....the greatest biscuit (cookie for the yanks) in the world....delicious eaten normally but fan-frickin-tastic slammed. Basically chocolate cream, sandwiched between 2 chocolate biscuits coated in chocolate... her is a nice piccie... Milo....malted chocolate milk powder that can be eaten straight from the tin, sprinkled on ice cream, or mixed with hot or cold milk to make a delicious bevy....(bevy = beverage)....what every Aussie over the age of 2 can tell you is that the instructions on the tin are only their to confuse foreigners...one must at the very least triple the recommended number of spoons...Oh and the only spoon to use is a table spoon.....when its made with cold milk it doesn't fully dissolve but forms a gooey slightly crunchy sludge on the top that one should eat with a spoon first...I don't make the rules it's just how it is....now here's where things get tricky...if you thought the great Aussie potato cake/scallop debate was crazy you ain't ever been in a Milo-then-milk vs milk-then-milo debate....it should only ever be milk the Milo... Chochie (chocolate) Ripple Bickies (biscuits(cookies))....at face value they are just a plan, kinda short, chocolate cookie....but dont be fooled...these are really versitile little fruckers....these are rarely eaten on there own but instead are used as an ingredient in a multitude of dessert recipies....i personally use it in no less than 20 things i regularilly whip up...most famous would be the chocolate ripple cake....it probably simple science but if you cover these bIckies in whipped cream and sandwich them together in a log shape then bung em in ya fridge overnight the biscuit turns into a kind of cake consistency....Oh my god...so yum...tiramisu ish kinda but better...the kid on the other hand sandwiches two together with vegemite and calls that lunch.

Didn't Lord @Sslipie-do-dah say that yes the convict scum did indeed master the biscuit/cookie world when they invented TimTams?

Has anyone really lived if they have never slammed a TimTam?