notsmokinjo

Do you want to get skin cancer?

Do you have a hat?

I prefer to use cash...but I haven't been using it cos everyone has signs up not wanting it. I don't have tap n go activated on my card cos I have issues, believe I've mentioned the aluminium hat issues before. Right now I'm waitin on the kettle to boil for me mornin cuppa and me porridge to cool enough to eat.

That the final 3? We ready to poll this?

We don't had pennies since 1966...we did used to have 1c coins but they went out of circulation in 1996....they were cute cos they had little possums on them.

First...it's bad luck to be superstitious. And pretty sure the saying goes: See a penny pick it up, All day long you'll have good luck. See a penny leave it lie, You can kiss good luck goodbye. We don't have pennies so I'm shit outa luck.

15...mornin For...g'day Notski....

16...Fluffski

Wot you fellas ain't ever got a bum steer before?

False...but I would live to. TNP has spent a night on the beach.

Vegemite lamb shanks are frickin awesome. Do ya think I'd give ya a bum steer?

Confession: I've thought about filling my ma ask with m&m' s and eating them like horse does chaff from a bag while I'm at work.

One is on the surface and a viable repugnance so picking it is a public service the other involves putting a finger in an orifice...something one should never do in public. Why do loud noise farts smell less than silent ones?

Mate I've seen ya menu, how can you claim the boss would buck tradition?

Did ya know the kid likes vegemite on her boxty?

Dunno, but does anyone want to go to work for me today? (I have a permit )

First I wrote that ^....well I wrote a lot of other dribble....then I wrote about 6 months after that that I never saw myself smoking again.... Now, at on the downward slop to my 3 year anni....I have total faith in my quit....and pretty good faith in myself to not self destruct. It gets easier each day until one day you read something you wrote months or years ago and you can't remember the emotions that went with the thought because you have moved beyond that.

Trying to remember where I put the bloody work permit so I can go to work tomorrow and pass a police inspection.

Smiling.....

Oh you wonderful smoke free treasure. Sharing you quit journey has been a highlight of mine. One of the most beautiful transformations I've ever 'seen.

Because variety is the spice of life. Why are there no blue vegetables?

Are you really Irish or just American-Irish?

Do you cater for fat free, vegan, low fiber dietary requirements?

Corry....corrugated iron, aka a tin roof...