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The b just sounds better....and affords an extra layer of confusion.

Is the train driver dead...he just skipped the last 2 stops. Maybe the train driver is a she

Confession: I'm runnin late fer work cos I accidently punched meself in the nose tying my shoes and had to change out of my bloody clothes and clean up.

When it's cold enough to freeze ya nipples...as in frozen nipples (fribbles)..so the surf report might be..."pack ya wetty cos she's fribbly today"

Didn't you know that vegemite is drop bear repellent?

Don't you want protection from the drop bears?

Dontcha reckon you should learn to l love vegemite too?

Standing in the dark waiting for the bus....at least it's not raining but a bit too fribbly.

Dontcha reckon it'll be an advantage to already know Strine for when we take over the world?

Do you think as a people we would do that?

Because everyone else in the world is looking for the wrong person....when ya yell Oi Waldo where the bloody hell are ya....he want answer because his name is really Wally. WHY is Waldo called Wally in Australia??

Do you think we're lazy? . . Cos verbally we kinda are.

Well seeing as it's the lingo of the Aussie dontcha reckon Strine originated in Straya?

Walk he said, best way to start he said...so here's a tip punters...don't decide to walk 5.5km in the dark still wearing ya ankle boots with heels....cos ya having a dummy spit with the others in ya house. Did you know you could get blisters on the cops of your toes, between the nail and foot...and on the balls of ya feet...under your big toe...on the ends of your toes?....well ya can. Oh and if ya feet start hurting that is ya body saying stop...not do another 3.5km....had to take me socks off in the shower cos o f the state they were in....BUT...besides me feet b eeing a pulpy mess ain't to sore. Do I walk again tonight?

Did you mean the Bogan Strine dictionary?

More than you'd think. When is the right time to fart?

Ain't it Ah--cun-sore?

So I'm the Nigel who voted drums....and me reason is simple....they got less bones...see I'm not a fan of eating meat with bones, I frickin hate it...so by process of elimination I had to go for drums..cos less bones.

I found week 3 hard....and then a customer on the other side of the country asked on the phone if was ok because I didn't seem myself, so I mentioned my quit and he gave me advice that really helped me.... Don't worry about tomorrow, just worry about today. Promise yaself Today I am not going to smoke and then make sure you dont. You know you can not smoke for 24 hours, you did it yesterday and the day before. Only focus on the next 24. It works.

Done here we call it "the Parson's Nose"....usually goes to one of the animals, or one of the dogs.

Probably, if dwarf tossing is sport why not duck bowling. Why does everything feel better in 3 days?

You don't need to use nrt cheque. You could just use normal stuff...um maybe that cinnamon stuff cos it has a bit of a bite to it. The action of chewing is still met without the nasty poisons and drugs.

Sorry...being a bit daft here but is smokeless tobacco that chewing stuff or vaping?...not that it really matters both are a nicotine addiction. I was not a cold turkey quitter, I used nrt chewies (gum). If you do choose this method i suggest going in with an exit plan....while on the nrt you are still feeding the addiction so you need to be pretty strict with how you plan to cut down and stop the nrt. Set time frames and daily limits. We are all different but if you want to know shat worked for me im happy to share.

Oh look...Sia when her fringe wasn't too long to see her face...

Have you been spying in my bedroom?