April 28, 20179 yr Heard an interesting curse; "May your death involve duct tape!" :o :wacko: :blink: :unsure: Let me find it... Okay it's something like... "you're nothing but a fish-lipped dirt squirrel living in a gated community of idiots. You are an emotional vampire with an eating disorder and an adderall addiction. You subsist on celery and chaos. If you ever had a conscience, you got rid of it like a prom night dumpster baby. The botox injection sites on your forehead connect to form the shape of a pentagram. I feel sorry for your hair extensions. May your death involve duct tape." Now THAT is a respectable string of curses. Original, creative, and, and- any time you can include the word "celery" in a string of curses you just know your going full cyclic.
April 28, 20179 yr Yes; celery isn't something I'd expect to be involved with any full blown cursing flip-out. Unless it was being physically used as a weapon?
April 28, 20179 yr Now THAT is a respectable string of curses. Original, creative, and, and- any time you can include the word "celery" in a string of curses you just know your going full cyclic. Oh man. Heart button worthy. I'm stealing this for my private stash.
April 29, 20179 yr If it had of been me I would defo would have used cucumber.. Nothing like a madwoman with a cucumber.. The mind boggles...
May 5, 20179 yr I thought of Marti yesterday. I needed her help to find the perfect curse-combo worthy of the situation. Her help wasn't to be had so I simplified it and just said, 'what a sad sad lot of motherfuckers'.
May 5, 20179 yr I thought of Marti yesterday. I needed her help to find the perfect curse-combo worthy of the situation. Her help wasn't to be had so I simplified it and just said, 'what a sad sad lot of motherfuckers'. Haha, I actually said to someone at work today what in the bippity boppity fcuk is this bullshit.... When Disney princess meets bar brawler lol
May 5, 20179 yr mean people suck why do they put up with her? fu(k lol had to just add the fu(k part because it is a curse thread
May 5, 20179 yr Haha, I actually said to someone at work today what in the bippity boppity fcuk is this bullshit.... When Disney princess meets bar brawler lol hahahaha...that is great Marty! Miss you!
May 8, 20179 yr Fcuk..new doctor for us is a slimy idiot...what seems to be the trouble... How fuckin long have you got?? Go and read his bloody notes..your creepy lookin like Quasimodo... Sod off...
May 12, 20179 yr Dear Diabetes, Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck you and the horse that you rode in on. -me
May 12, 20179 yr What now? A ******* toothache? SERIOUSLY?! Can't I go one ******* week without some sort of random ailment popping up? :( **I can't cuss in the fuckng cussing thread?! Well that's bullshit!*
May 12, 20179 yr What now? A ******* toothache? SERIOUSLY?! Can't I go one ******* week without some sort of random ailment popping up? :( **I can't cuss in the fuckng cussing thread?! Well that's bullshit!* You have to misspell it lol
May 17, 20179 yr Never thought it was possible, but....... Spectrum is fcuking worse than Time Warner Cable!
May 20, 20179 yr I'm ******* irritated. My heads like full of clouds. It's so annoying. It's not the quiting. Probably the B12 shot screw it
May 24, 20179 yr Super grateful for the 5 in that 9 to 5 thing. darnit Runfree... this is a FCUKING curse it thread. Darnit is not a FCUKING curse word. Quit being so FCUKING soft and get it out. For fucks sake Keep FCUKING keepin the FCUK on. Have a nice day.
May 25, 20179 yr Lmfao Chris f@cking meant that shit. Yep, I just got a 'get with the f&cking program' b*tchslap. <didn't even fu&king hurt>
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