November 9, 20169 yr I'm joining you, Daisy. I am fkuking horrified and fkucing terrified and completely fkuking embarrassed to be a citizen of the dis-united states. and so deeply fkucing SAD.
November 10, 20169 yr not me- I,m just fine with it all- I,ll probably never notice a difference- still pay too much tax, earn too little,, suffer creeky bones an middle of the night get up to pee,,,,, all we need is love ya,ll xx
November 11, 20169 yr came in here to hide from the Facebook shit show, and all the other public angst. figured it was the best place to say holyf#ck hannah,everything's nuts
November 11, 20169 yr Fuckety fcuk are we there yet merica... No judgement, just peeps tearing each other apart. Like brexit but less stiff upper lip..... May have just told my 11 year old sex can be fun.... fcuking wine...at least put a caviat that you should be 30.... Fcuk parenting.... I'm too honest for this bullshit....
November 18, 20169 yr Would you fcuking adam and eve it, the new sort has also kinda of stood me up. I mean I got the grovelly I'm working and I'm so sorry can we re-arrange call. Why can't I fancy girls, so much fcuking easier. Meh men, grrr. Apart from you guys, you're obviously amazing. Bloody blimey mate, so confusing trying to date nowadays.
November 29, 20169 yr Note to self, do not send tit pics, it's not classy. Do not tell men whilst drunk they have a beautiful co*k. Why am I classed as a grown up ffs.
November 30, 20169 yr Author Note to self, do not send tit pics, it's not classy. Do not tell men whilst drunk they have a beautiful co*k. Why am I classed as a grown up ffs. just spat my tea everywhere! as long as it wasn`t the vicar you should be ok but best keep them puppies under wrap :)
November 30, 20169 yr **** the winter i hate the cold the winter can go suck a dick and take it in the ass ******* asshole nobody likes you **** its cold in here.
November 30, 20169 yr LMAO..was you lying... no I was actually serious, it was lovely lol. But I meant to think it and wine said "oh just say it out loud that will be funny" but it wasn't fuc king funny wine. Well it was but the apology was not ideal lol. Apparently I am a bloody hazard single :unsure:
November 30, 20169 yr **** the winter i hate the cold the winter can go suck a dick and take it in the ass ******* asshole nobody likes you **** its cold in here. I know, it's fuc king freezing, like minus 7 here this morning. Utter pile of shit. I sympathise. x
December 12, 20169 yr My head is stopped up. There was a water main break early this morning. No water at the house, so in lieu of a shower I was relegated to taking a whore bath. Apparently, all of our local kamikazes chose to run errands on a rainy Monday morning. Wrecks everywhere. My 25 minute morning commute took over an hour. Finally get to work, the computers are down and the HVAC unit is intermittently blowing blasts of cold air throughout the building. F**k you Monday! And the horse you rode in on.
December 13, 20169 yr Note to self, do not send tit pics, it's not classy. Do not tell men whilst drunk they have a beautiful co*k. Why am I classed as a grown up ffs. Depend on who you are sending them to.... Some guy you just meet in a bar.... not classy Some guy you met on a quit smoking site from another country... classy Keep it fcukin classy cupcake.
December 13, 20169 yr Oh pleeze..these comerials are getting worse.. Sooo...are woman the only ones with body parts.. Take it from me..no they are not..feck....
December 15, 20169 yr @%#^&* IT!!! Driving in a white out this morning on the way to work and a car smacked my mirror and broke it!
December 17, 20169 yr He's watching his beloved West Ham on TV...it's foggy and dark but I offer to pick a Megan up from work (big for me, huge as I HATE driving) never driven in the dark and fog before, so ask him to just come to the car to make sure my lights are all ok. Was told "really, they are just about to take a free kick" Furious, seriously furious.
December 20, 20169 yr C.o.p.d...I fcukin hate you..it's Christmas week..I hope it's only a short stay this time...
December 26, 20169 yr Ha fooled em all and managed to get a day alone - you wouldn't believe how many people think they are fuc king saving you by inviting you to really shit "do's" so you don't have to be alone any part of Christmas. Really enjoyed my alone downtime :) x
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