me and my girlfriend broke so I took her wheelchair....

 

 

guess who came crawling back....

@jillari would argue that more often than not the smells can be explained.  🤢

Nope, still don't get it, I am an old broken down house, plenty of gas leaks between me and the dogs.  There are many things I don't know but that might be a blessing,

  

I think I might still have one of those phones tucked away in my closet,,,maybe it is worth money because it is an antique LOL

A pirate walks into a bar with a paper towel on his head.

The bartender asks, "What's up with the paper towel?"

The pirate replies, "Argh I've got a Bounty on me head!"

So I went in for my routine

lady checkup right

and of course I scrubbed scraped 

and shaved like I was going on my

first date with the man of my dreams

and I decide I'm gonna go with the

new body spray I bought so I sprayed

myself like a second shower I made sure 

to double spray the land down under so

it would smell like sweet magnolias or whatever

the scent of the months was at bath and body works

boom get dressed and head out as I'm laying there

on the table with my ankles to my ears my doctor

begins the exam and giggles twice ldk about you

but when someone is face to face with my lady taco

laughing is not the first thing you wanna hear

so I'm asking is everything ok of course my doctor

apologized but he can't help but smirk so I take a peek

and OMG it looked like a damm party in my pants

I had used the effing glitter spray under the 7000 watt

spotlight it looked like a damm disco ball now I'm laughing

the doctors laughing so awkward  he finds his way through

sparkle valley and finishes up as he walks out he lets me

know that its totally fine to come as you are he says no need to get fancy