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have never eaten spam but am going to get a couple of cans to my newly created stockpile

just in case another protein shelf stable

On 7/18/2021 at 9:25 AM, Gus said:

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I shouldn't even admit to this, but I had to look at that one a few times.

 

Then it hit me: oh, she's a mermaid.  She used to date a shark.

 

It's Monday.  I'm a little slow on the uptake today.

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1 hour ago, Boo said:

 

I shouldn't even admit to this, but I had to look at that one a few times.

 

Then it hit me: oh, she's a mermaid.  She used to date a shark.

 

It's Monday.  I'm a little slow on the uptake today.

Try and keep up Boo 

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19 minutes ago, Doreensfree said:

Try and keep up Boo 

 

I can typically follow a cartoon that involves animal mating rituals.

 

Exhibit A:

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Thank you for your

order from our sex

shop you asked for

the large red dildo

featured on our wall

Please select another

product that is our

fire extinguisher

MY PRIVATE PARTS DIED -poor old man

An old man, Mr. Wallace, was living in a nursing home.

One day he appeared to be very sad and depressed.

Nurse Tracy asked him if there was anything wrong,

'Yes, Nurse Tracy ,' said Mr. Wallace.

'My Private Part died today, and I am very sad.'

Knowing her patients were a little forgetful and sometimes a little
crazy, she replied, 'Oh, I'm so sorry, Mr. Wallace. Please accept my
condolences.'

The following day, Mr. Wallace was walking down the hall with his
Private Part hanging out of his pajamas.

He met Nurse Tracy. 'Mr. Wallace,' she said, 'You shouldn't be
walking down the hall like that.

Please put your Private Part back inside your pajamas.'

'But, Nurse Tracy I can't,' replied Mr. Wallace. 'I told you
yesterday that my Private Part died.

'Yes,' said Nurse Tracy, 'you did tell me that, but why is it
hanging out of your pajamas?'

'Well,' he replied, 'Today is the viewing.'

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"I bet you can't tell me something that will make me both happy and sad at the same time," a husband says to his wife. She thinks about it for a moment and then responds, "Your penis is bigger than your brother's."

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