July 17, 20215 yr have never eaten spam but am going to get a couple of cans to my newly created stockpile just in case another protein shelf stable
July 19, 20215 yr On 7/18/2021 at 9:25 AM, Gus said: I shouldn't even admit to this, but I had to look at that one a few times. Then it hit me: oh, she's a mermaid. She used to date a shark. It's Monday. I'm a little slow on the uptake today.
July 19, 20215 yr Author 1 hour ago, Boo said: I shouldn't even admit to this, but I had to look at that one a few times. Then it hit me: oh, she's a mermaid. She used to date a shark. It's Monday. I'm a little slow on the uptake today. Try and keep up Boo
July 19, 20215 yr 19 minutes ago, Doreensfree said: Try and keep up Boo I can typically follow a cartoon that involves animal mating rituals. Exhibit A:
July 20, 20215 yr Thank you for your order from our sex shop you asked for the large red dildo featured on our wall Please select another product that is our fire extinguisher
July 20, 20215 yr MY PRIVATE PARTS DIED -poor old man An old man, Mr. Wallace, was living in a nursing home. One day he appeared to be very sad and depressed. Nurse Tracy asked him if there was anything wrong, 'Yes, Nurse Tracy ,' said Mr. Wallace. 'My Private Part died today, and I am very sad.' Knowing her patients were a little forgetful and sometimes a little crazy, she replied, 'Oh, I'm so sorry, Mr. Wallace. Please accept my condolences.' The following day, Mr. Wallace was walking down the hall with his Private Part hanging out of his pajamas. He met Nurse Tracy. 'Mr. Wallace,' she said, 'You shouldn't be walking down the hall like that. Please put your Private Part back inside your pajamas.' 'But, Nurse Tracy I can't,' replied Mr. Wallace. 'I told you yesterday that my Private Part died. 'Yes,' said Nurse Tracy, 'you did tell me that, but why is it hanging out of your pajamas?' 'Well,' he replied, 'Today is the viewing.'
July 23, 20215 yr "I bet you can't tell me something that will make me both happy and sad at the same time," a husband says to his wife. She thinks about it for a moment and then responds, "Your penis is bigger than your brother's."
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