Come on Doreen, everyone knows what to do, just turn around, bend over and drop em!  I learned that when I was two.

K

 

Is the $89.95 for the sample wipe? I think I'd charge a lot more, just saying,......😂😂

British man, 40, becomes first patient in the world to break his penis VERTICALLY after hitting it so hard against his partner during sex that he suffered a 3cm fracture.

 

Just read this ....NASTY.!!!!

 

 

8 minutes ago, Doreensfree said:

British man, 40, becomes first patient in the world to break his penis VERTICALLY after hitting it so hard against his partner during sex that he suffered a 3cm fracture.

 

His penis will heal in due time.

 

His legend will live forever.

Now Boo you know your are not to put your personal stuff on the internet.

K

 

@Doreensfree  AMEN to that sister^^^ 

G’day 

You know what..... Toad in the hole has a better ring to it than sausage in the hole.... just saying

CBdave this is not going to get you invited to brunch,  go with a slower tactic, slip silverware into the purse of the target. this should be in a big gang of friends.   No she will not understand what is happening for awhile, then you move in and explain it was you the whole time, trying to get her attention. This was the idea of one of my closest guy friends and it seemed to work for him.

K

On 7/1/2021 at 1:51 PM, Doreensfree said:

British man, 40, becomes first patient in the world to break his penis VERTICALLY after hitting it so hard against his partner during sex that he suffered a 3cm fracture.

 

Just read this ....NASTY.!!!!

 

 

Wow!  This underscores the importance of warming up and doing stretching exercises before engaging in vigorous activity. 

34 minutes ago, Sirius said:

Wow!  This underscores the importance of warming up and doing stretching exercises before engaging in vigorous activity. 

 

Never heard of penis exercises so I googled it and found this....

 

Sorry, did you meet Lorena Bobbit and she put you in a bag?

K

Rearrange the letters to spell out an important part of the human body which is even more useful when erect.
P N E S I

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

People who wrote SPINE became doctors... The rest are all my friends...

Sorry Sirius, I passed 7th grade english  along time ago, perhaps you can't spell it because you can't find it. Would you like me to reach out to other members(no pun Intended) and get you a webster's dictionary.

K 

6 hours ago, Kris said:

CBdave this is not going to get you invited to brunch,  go with a slower tactic, slip silverware into the purse of the target. this should be in a big gang of friends.   No she will not understand what is happening for awhile, then you move in and explain it was you the whole time, trying to get her attention. This was the idea of one of my closest guy friends and it seemed to work for him.

K

G’day K

I was shown this on a meme on the  phone of my nearly 90 year old neighbour. Me my sweetheart and her take a walk most mornings during the COVID. She was ticked pink to make me laugh.... and to tell the truth I didnt expect it from her which made it the funnier.

I was expecting a bite from dorrensfree but she didn’t take the bait

Chris

 

Edited July 4, 20215 yr by Cbdave
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Sirius,

I hope you know your behavior was offensive.

I enjoy a good banter but that was just out of line.

I maybe out of line scolding you but your own mother would have been horrified. Please don't do that again.

K  

 

 

Cbdave.

I must say I am impressed that you take your neighbor on a daily outing.  When I was dating my husband (along time ago) he would take his Grandmother and Great Aunt to mass when they were in town, one of the reasons I fell in love with him.

What you are doing is the true sign of a gentlemen.

K

4 hours ago, Kris said:

Sirius,

I hope you know your behavior was offensive.

I enjoy a good banter but that was just out of line.

I maybe out of line scolding you but your own mother would have been horrified. Please don't do that again.

K  

 

 

Sorry Kris,

 

I didn't realize I was out of line.  I will bow out with apologies.

33 minutes ago, Sirius said:

Sorry Kris,

 

I didn't realize I was out of line.  I will bow out with apologies.

You weren't. This is after all the adult area of our forum. Carry on 😊

Kris ...

Off the record is a safe place for members to post fun things ...

It's for members only ....not for the public to see ....

I suggest ....if you are easily offended ...maybe you should stay clear ...

Because this can get quite rude ....and we don't want to be walking on egg shells ...

It's not for everyone .🐸

@Sirius  I agree with @jillar and @Doreensfree you weren't out of line we are all adults here and people should take what you like and leave the rest  and I came up with penis does that mean I'm a friend lol😀😀😂😂

I thought it was hysterical and have no issues Sirius.