January 23, 201511 yr I SHOULD HAVE BEEN A TEACHER OR A PROFESSOR! [/size Never too late to pursue your dreams! Lmao :-) It's the small details that they leave out on career day that really make you wonder what could have been.
January 23, 201511 yr I always wanted to be astronaut. But then I discovered that I wasn't very bright and later that spacesuits aren't very flattering. That said, now it seems all space people wear awesome leather outfits which I reckon I could rock!
January 23, 201511 yr I SHOULD HAVE BEEN A TEACHER OR A PROFESSOR! [/size Never too late to pursue your dreams! Lmao :-) It's the small details that they leave out on career day that really make you wonder what could have been. This is very true and as luck would have it I am single again after almost 14 years of pure wedding bliss LOL "Ummmm Professor Hum could you please review my thesis with me" kinda has a ring to it
January 23, 201511 yr This thread is hysterical Crazy funny babs but I think there's more stories then being shared...
January 23, 201511 yr Funny stuff!! I yielded early on which is saying something for you perverts lol :D
January 23, 201511 yr This is very true and as luck would have it I am single again after almost 14 years of pure wedding bliss LOL "Ummmm Professor Hum could you please review my thesis with me" kinda has a ring to it If you apply to be a professor let babs and I know we can put in a good word for you!OMG LMAO today!!
January 23, 201511 yr If you apply to be a professor let babs and I know we can put in a good word for you!OMG LMAO today!! O my... when I read this the first time I read "wood" instead of "word". Good grief... I need to do some work tonight.
January 23, 201511 yr After a successful career teaching 11th Grade English and College Sociology, I moved to Europe to work in finance. I am now researching hot chicks from Bristol dressed in leather space suits.
January 23, 201511 yr O my... when I read this the first time I read "wood" instead of "word". Good grief... I need to do some work tonight. OMG I'm crying lol
January 23, 201511 yr Here's a now it's funny at the time was not. For my daughter's 12 year old birthday I took her and five friends up to the Mall of America in Minneapolis. they were having fun on the ride listening to their music watching movies and putting signs in the window that I thought said MOA or bust. When we were driving through Rochester, all of a sudden there was a cop on my butt. I moved into the far right lane so it could pass as they obviously seemed to be in a hurry, however, when I changed lanes the cop car lights came on and I pulled over then there was suddenly three more cop cars all with their lights on and talking through the speakers telling me how to turn off my car, open the door with my right hand, put the keys on the roof of the car, get out and walk backwards the whole time all of them having guns pulled on me. I got handcuffed on the highway put in the cop car until the cops were informed by the kids that they were not being kidnapped. Apparently some of them were writing signs saying "she's not my mom help!" unbelievable I will always be the topic of discussion at their class reunions! And yes we continued on our way to the MOA for the weekend.
January 23, 201511 yr Here's a now it's funny at the time was not. For my daughter's 12 year old birthday I took her and five friends up to the Mall of America in Minneapolis. they were having fun on the ride listening to their music watching movies and putting signs in the window that I thought said MOA or bust. When we were driving through Rochester, all of a sudden there was a cop on my butt. I moved into the far right lane so it could pass as they obviously seemed to be in a hurry, however, when I changed lanes the cop car lights came on and I pulled over then there was suddenly three more cop cars all with their lights on and talking through the speakers telling me how to turn off my car, open the door with my right hand, put the keys on the roof of the car, get out and walk backwards the whole time all of them having guns pulled on me. I got handcuffed on the highway put in the cop car until the cops were informed by the kids that they were not being kidnapped. Apparently some of them were writing signs saying "she's not my mom help!" unbelievable I will always be the topic of discussion at their class reunions! And yes we continued on our way to the MOA for the weekend. OMG That is freakin' hilarious and sounds like something that I would do to my mom. I am 38 and still mortify that poor woman.
January 23, 201511 yr OMG That is freakin' hilarious and sounds like something that I would do to my mom. I am 38 and still mortify that poor woman. I know .it should really be a TV show. The whole time I was pissed because I knew I didn't do anything wrong and I had new cute sandals on and a fresh pedicure that I feared would get scratched by the hot asphalt...and I had no idea the back of police cars are all plastic..that freaked me out thinking of what germs were lurking. But the nice cop who sat with me..who was very attractive almost peed his pants when he knew the story...so sorry ma'am..wtf!
January 24, 201511 yr Wow and I thought I had an exciting story or two. Never mind then! My stories pale in comparison. As the QT turns...
January 24, 201511 yr After a successful career teaching 11th Grade English and College Sociology, I moved to Europe to work in finance. I am now researching hot chicks from Bristol dressed in leather space suits. :laugh3:
January 24, 201511 yr Kudos to Minnesota Law Enforcement!! F that..ruined my pedicure and I admit did I smoke a lot after that. .. :-)
January 24, 201511 yr OMG, Jess! How did you not kill those children??!! They were bawling telling don't kill my mom..They were all close to me..they were scared enough...they learn ed the lesson...actually I felt for 5hem..after I smoked which DID NOT help....but the beer did later :-)
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