April 5, 201412 yr 1. Window licker 2. Short bus 3 fat chick 4 tranny Some Jimmies were definitely rustled[1]. The Sarge felt it. Somebody, somewhere, got their knickers irreversibly twisted. [2] Cheesy Squeezy FOOTNOTES: [1] The Sarge still only has one Jimmy (a James?) - but he's taking donations for a shiny new brass prosthesis. [2] He can explain that whole "tranny thing" -- Just don't tell Mrs. Sarge...
April 5, 201412 yr I have no fear of running out of likes here. Yay. I liked the short-bus window licking April Fools post ......but it was my last 'like'. Then I couldn't like anything else all day. And there was a smattering of good stuff :p
April 5, 201412 yr Be careful, very careful. Bakon calling you an egg is one thing, but that day you agree and call yourself an egg? It's all over, you are no longer you and are directed by the queen egg, Nancy. Watch out for that one, I think she is on the prowl for new egglets.
April 5, 201412 yr Bakon please spare us by leaving shoes on, could be a little cheesy with them off, took cat avator off for fear that the curvacious window cleaners who work for the bus company may not like the parcels left in boxes of grit (((Mrs Bakon)))
April 5, 201412 yr I'm still lost as to why you guys are called eggs, lol LMAO Bakon has a fan club....one day Bakon and I were going back and forth...and I said "it's a date" Nancy chimed in...and said she had a secret crush on the Bakon for quite sometime. Then a few others chimed in and he started calling us Hens at first. But since he is "bakon" ..(bacon) the hens became eggs. PS-you all seem to forget that I am the queen of eggs because Bakon and I go way back to before the rest of the eggs were hatched. :)
April 5, 201412 yr LMAO Bakon has a fan club....one day Bakon and I were going back and forth...and I said "it's a date" Nancy chimed in...and said she had a secret crush on the Bakon for quite sometime. Then a few others chimed in and he started calling us Hens at first. But since he is "bakon" ..(bacon) the hens became eggs. PS-you all seem to forget that I am the queen of eggs because Bakon and I go way back to before the rest of the eggs were hatched. :) But Bakon still loves me best....
April 5, 201412 yr omg I am at work trying not to laugh out loud and make my coworker wonder what the hell is worng with me lmao you guys and girls(eggs) are a trip and a half
April 5, 201412 yr The long-term health of this forum depends upon somebody figuring the **** out real quick that this thread needs moved to Off the Record.
April 5, 201412 yr The long-term health of this forum depends upon somebody figuring the **** out real quick that this thread needs moved to Off the Record. LOLOLOL! Quick! Call the locksmith! :D
April 5, 201412 yr No, it's a job for a mod or an admin, both of which have posted inside the thread. I'm just pointing out an oversight in my crass and smartass way. Doesn't need locked, just moved.
April 5, 201412 yr The long-term health of this forum depends upon somebody figuring the **** out real quick that this thread needs moved to Off the Record. It definitely needs to be moved now. lol It would have been more relevant in the social board, but now it's going to be moved to "Off The Record". I'm not the type of admin (never had been in 12 years) to be cop to move things and put them in their proper places unless it happens all the time and things are getting confusing and or cluttered. This thread contributed to neither which is why it was left in place but now I'm moving it for the obvious.
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