June 29, 201412 yr haha! Got your attention.....originally i wanted to see how many views it would get...just because I'm bored.
June 29, 201412 yr RANDOM FACT # 1 I'M GOING TO DAIRY QUEEN TO GET A LARGE CHOCOLATE MALT WILL I FEEL SEXY AFTERWARDS? WE SHALL SEE :)
June 29, 201412 yr RANDOM FACT # 1 I'M GOING TO DAIRY QUEEN TO GET A LARGE CHOCOLATE MALT WILL I FEEL SEXY AFTERWARDS? WE SHALL SEE :) I have not had a malt forever. I want deets after. RANDOM FACT # 2 French baguette is my fave bath and body works candle, but they don't make it anymore. That makes me sad. Anyways, back to your sexy time.
June 30, 201412 yr Author Here are 17 sex facts you'll wish you never heard... 1. One in ten European babies is conceived in an IKEA bed. 2. Alfred Kinsey, author of Sexual Behavior in the Human Male (1948), had a collection of 5 million wasps and could insert a toothbrush into his penis, bristle-end first. 3. British spies stopped using semen as invisible ink because it began to smell if it wasn’t fresh. 4. A single sperm contains 37.5 MB of DNA information. One ejaculation represents a data transfer of 15,875 GB, equivalent to the combined capacity of 62 MacBook Pro laptops. 5. Male fruitflies rejected by females drink significantly more alcohol than those that have had a successful encounter. 6. A female ferret will die if she doesn't have sex for a year. 7. Seven Viagra tablets are sold every second. 8. The German for "contraceptive" is Schwangerschaftsverhütungsmittel. By the time you've finished saying it, it's too late. 9. The American Psychiatric Association listed homosexuality as a mental illness until 1973. 10. The best-selling work of fiction of the 15th century was "The Tale of the Two Lovers," an erotic novel by the man who later became Pope Pius II. 11. A single human male produces enough sperm in two weeks to impregnate every fertile woman on the planet. 12. In 2008, archaeologists in Cyprus found a 7th-century curse inscribed on a lead tablet that said, "May your penis hurt when you make love." Nobody knows who made the curse, or why. 13. The founder of match.com, Gary Kremen, lost his girlfriend to a man she met onmatch.com. 14. Gymnophoria is the sense that someone is mentally undressing you. 15. A female chimpanzee in a fit of passion has the strength of six men. 16. At the 2012 London Olympics, which lasted for 17 days, the athletes were provided with 150,000 free condoms- approximately 15 each. 17. The "G-spot" was nearly called the Whipple Tickle- after Professor Beverley Whipple, who coined the expression that we know today. http://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/2013/09/18/sex-facts-will-make-you-laugh_n_3946265.html
June 30, 201412 yr Doreen the harley is also called a Milwaukee vibrator. It works when dating but like beer, women loose interest once they get a ring on it. I call the mrs my girlfriend all the time. I say "girlfriend jacki" coming out tonite? and she know I want the fun time girl. Harley does work for single guys . Chicks like Harley's , don't know about other brands, not a lot of women say " I really like to go for a ride on your Kawasaki." Probably say something like motorbike on the island, but action is saying it to the ladies. He takes the pimp suit and let's them drive . I would never do it on bike. To much respect for the bike. But if it worked for woman, I would let her sit and self ride it while I watched.
June 30, 201412 yr L.ol. Thank you Bakon for sharing all these details with me...... I like my bicycle......I like being in control......and taking it slow.....
June 30, 201412 yr L.ol. Thank you Bakon for sharing all these details with me...... I like my bicycle......I like being in control......and taking it slow..... Oh my Doreen you even made me blush ;) xxx
June 30, 201412 yr I like the term from #17 a whipple tickle lol sound more like a gadget ;) G spot sounds clinical Should name it after a beer may not be elusive to find then :)
June 30, 201412 yr Author Lol. Whipple tickle cracked me up too You may be on to something about the beer. how about Corona. ... sing it to the tune of The Knack song "My Sharona" :)
June 30, 201412 yr Lol. Whipple tickle cracked me up too You may be on to something about the beer. how about Corona. ... sing it to the tune of The Knack song "My Sharona" :) Oh no I love the song and will be singing it alone at now hut will know what it's reference too lol oh well makes work more interesting lol
June 30, 201412 yr L.ol Tracey..... Two meanings there I think......now I'm blushing...... My mind will always think the worse lol sorry Doreen xx
June 30, 201412 yr Stop posting on this thread as I keep having to check it lol especially as the title is in capital letters :)
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