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Junkie thinking...nothing more

Balls suck

Roses are balls Smoking sucks

Dog given a second chance at life (kind of like us)

I wish I had arms that could extend to 50 feet long.

I took today off from work as I have a lot of yard work to catch up on. Anyway, got the wife and kids off this morning and cleaned up the house. I just finished brewing a cup of coffee and figured I would take it on the front porch and play with the ipad. Where are my cigarettes? That thought actually popped into my head...where are my cigarettes. It's been over 8 months since I smoked a cigarette. At this point can I even smoke a cigarette without gagging? Hell, I used a lighter the other day to light a birthday candle and realized the callus is gone from my thumb. Where are my cigarettes? You know where they are? DOWN THE TOILET WHERE THEY BELONG! Where are my cigarettes...jeez, you've got to be kidding me. My quit is way too strong to try and win me over with that weak shit. Bring it on.

This is more like her...

69 I'll take my ban now

You need to ask yourself...do I really want to quit? The answer must be 100% YES with NO hesitation. If this is the case, you will succeed. Have to get your mind right first.

Roses are red Smoking sucks balls Thank you

67 Plymouth GTX

66 Pontiac GTO

Try insanity or t25 Can always find cheap ghetto versions on amazon or ebay

Definitely take the escalator... Confronted in a prison shower Catch or pitch?

How about this one

Don't know much about this chick stuff... My wife had an abnormal pap come back and went through the same thing. Ended up being some hpv thing and chance of cervical cancer...blah blah blah Ended up that she was perfectly normal in the end

Hey Anna...welcome

Happy Birthday

Trish...my redneck buddy. No more smoking...let's start from square one. You can do this.

Lost my voice last week...I hated it...Wife loved it