Jengelsnew1

You smoked...not the end of the world. Throw them out and start over again. This just PROVED they do nothing for you. Get back on that horse. We got your back!

No shame. Just suck it up and get back on that horse.

Do you prefer bikini, thongs, or commando?

Are you hairy all over?

Are you a Bensonhurst or Brighton Beach girl?

What other music do you like? Black Flag? Danzig?

She is adorable :)

Is that your daughter in the picture with you?

What did the penis say to the condom? Cover me im going in!

Why did Tigger look in the toilet? Because he was looking for Pooh

500 calorie deficit a day = 1 pound per week weight loss Use the Harris Benedict equation and calculate your daily needs for weight loss Track your eating/caloric intake with a free app Drink water and lots of it Watch the pounds drop

If you steal a clean slate, does it go on your record?

Why does blow and suck mean the same thing when we describe something being crap?

Son of a BITCH...someone ate the last string cheese but left the empty damn bag in the fridge. FUCK_ ME!

Wow...great job. You are my hero!

Got cut off by an old lady today. I rode her ass for about 2 miles then pulled beside her at a stop light. The bitch gave me the finger...I laughed. ******* old bitch.

Smoking sucks balls