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^^ An that's why Aussie blokes frickin rock @Cbdave... give up ya whole weekend to drive for hours on end to pick up a broken thing to fix just to make a mate's life easier.

Don't blame the grandkids for the 4 hours sleep the night before... that was all your choice @Sslip.

Good morning and welcome to another work week me lovely fellow NOPErs. Today our lovely American friends give us Hug Your Cat Day.. so I have a few issues with this, my digs tend to get rather upset if I hug the cats and not them especially Fat Boy, and a sooky 40kg puppy who wants to sit on your lap and cries if he can't is not much fun, then I have one cat who tends to bite when cuddled, hard and the other one turns into a furry shredding machine so I'll give them an extra pat but will hug the dogs instead. So if ya have a cat, that isn't psycho like mine give it a hug, but if you don't hug ya dog, or ya bunny or ya frog.... "Come on mate, give us a hug..." NOPE ... no, nay, never! Topic of the Day: TBA in the northy morning.

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Gee England in a huff with Scotland, who'd have thought. Wot did you do????

hugging frogs would affect their skin integrity and therefore endanger their lives. Why is a pineapple worth more than a pumpkin?

great to see you noping mate, off to a good start

-12 ... feel a bit bad seeing as G is off to mass and we are racking up the numbers... but not bad enough to stop.

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and is anyone surprised?????

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OH... @Sslipidy-doo-dah your upski

Well we have a winner...... 1. true... showing your teacher "the bird" when he tells you to come off the ground is not appropriate behaviour, and then when the principle asks you to appologise to said teacher the correct response is not "I'm not even going to waste time thinking about it, you can tell him not to hold his breath". 2. true... so they don't have a cat, but at 3am in the morning when my brother went to the loo the was a very scared, hissing neighbourhood cat... he screamed like a girl until his wife came, picked up the cat and deposited it outside the front door. Noone is sure how it got inside the house. It is worth noting my brother os 6'4" and my sil is 5'5"....very funny. 3. Not true... she only has 23, each one is named after the next letter in the alphabet and she has to say goodmorning and goodnight to each of them by name. they earn marbles for good behaviour and if they get 20 they can have a prize, she just keeps getting fish.

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-6... lol @G67

-5 ... and will you be confessing to all the slapping of chicks you have been doing Mr???

Joy = going to you parents house for dinner and seeing your dad in the kitchen doing the cooking. Relief

I had this at a kid, and most of it is still in my parents lounge room, behind the lounge, for when kids visit,,,

-5 .. you got plans to go out today G ?

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