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Nice in tarts. How can bells go oranges and lemons?

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Its OK Weegie we know its just that heat affecting your brain... what with it melting and all.

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Because a round off double back flip is a bit beyond them. Why do bananas come down the stairs in pairs?

Friday is a fantasic day to NOPE and today is International Mud Day... at least one NOPEster is going to be happy to hear that. Not sure why mud gets and international day and vegemite doesn't but oh well. Lets all say YAY mud when we say NOPE. Topic of the Day: Footballers

Apparently Pizza counteracts the benefits of vegemite... Drop Bears who consume pizza is like a gremlin's next level of evolution.... just think Drop Bear to the power of 10.

Yowie

Wondering if Doreen realises she just told us all that Boo likes to put on dress and hang out in bars.... way to go Boo.

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OK so I got a fizchick in from Jillar the wonder bunny... for V she would like to nominate Valkyrie which leaves me with Wagyl (pronounced Woggle).... but maybe better known as The Rainbow Serpent.

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Um.... no, she's an Aussie... she can just suck it up.

Hottest Melbourne day was 46.4C (115) and we are the coldest city on the mainland. The same summer we had 3 days in a row over 42 degrees... on one of those days at 2 am in the morning it was still 36deg C, I know this cos I was building my kids trampoline for her birthday the next day.... I filled it with 300 balloons (it was a round net one) at 6 am when the temp started going up the balloons started popping, by the time she got up at 7.30am there were 20 balloons left and it was too hot for my very pale red head to be outside on a trampoline.

I'm ok until about 34, then I start really griping.... 38.5 is reason enough to complain. 31 as a record high is slightly sad... sorry scotland.... so how do your trains handle it... Melbourne trains all poop their pants once its about 32 with signals blowing or points not working or some nerdy train stuff... we just know to expect delays or the dreaded replacement buses if its over 32.

Beauty is subjective. If you're feeling hot, hot, hot, why bang on about it, shouldn't you just turn the aircon on?

11 ... lets get these numbers down before the yanky doodles wake up.

Yeah Scottish had a record 31 ??? ... um what would happen if they got a 42??? Would all the Scotts melt?

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12 ... greetings Tammy & Sslip

Do you think we just expected there to be a little more to your favourite pink t-shirt than some strips?