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Stupidest reason on earth to take a long arse boring walk... see that wall I just painted lets watch it dry, way more entertaining with the subtle colour changes as the moisture evaporates during the drying process, there are also some chemical interactions with the oxygen in the air we can discuss. <--- see paint drying, way more interesting than golf. So why doesn't a watched pot boil?

Only if it starts licking its lips. Why are cats so wierd?

up me arse some days, or so i've been told. How come my coffee tastes cackky?

^ I have this on a record single at my dad's house. Now this is a wierd one to confess because when it was 'the hit' it was mocked and laughed at by my mates and noone ever, never would admit to secretly loving it... now though, everyone loves it and its a retro hit.... I mean when it was a hit it was nearly bash worthy to know the lyrics and sing along... but now if ya don't know the lyrics and don't sing along your the one with issues... Wonderwall - Oasis

Most of the Aussie force was occupied in the Pacific with the Japanese, we only had about 5000 (mainly navy and airforce) participate in D-Day with the loss of only 14 lives (2 RAN, 12 RAAF) .... we still commemorate the sacrifices of our allies... so to the Brits at Gold & Sword, the Canadians at Juno and the Yanks at Omaha and Utah .... we will not forget.

Late morning here.... the kid got me to make her dad (the ex) a birthday breakfast.... yep I have sucker written across my forehead... still waiting on the thank you but I wont be holding my breath..... SO nothing some people will be happy to learn that today is Chocolate Icecream Day...yep you heard correctly.... it is chocolate icecream day, no vanilla in sight.... so make sure you partake of some cold chocolatey goodness. Choccie icecream ... yep Smoking?.... NOPE Topic of the Day: Movies You Wish You'd Never Had To See

Ugly Heart - G.R.L. .... I can't not sing it and then it gets stuck in my head... all frickin day....

^^ um... yep... ditto OH... this is a guilty pleasure on about 300 levels... but hey at least I learnt stuff about tools... but the 'music' is questionable, 'the lyrics are well, repeatative' and the video clip was just wrong, wrong, wrong.... Satisfaction - Benny Benassi

Que Sera - Justice Crew .... there is singing along .... considering their claim to fame was they won Australian Xfactor as a Dance Crew when they used their winning money to bring out a song we were all a bit surprised... this one is off their 2nd or 3rd album.

OMG ... You Softus c0ckius.... if I can publicly confess to One Direction you so didn't need to hide that... tsk tsk tsk.....

I knew this song at a time when I was rather... hmmm... misspent in my approach to life.... and never even saw a video... I think I like using my imagination to create it... now if we get to S I am sure you will enjoy that video... and I have my sad Q confession racked and ready to go.

OMG... I can't believe I am about to publically admit this and I can't even blame the kid as she's not a fan and never bought into the whole hype.... but.... History - One Direction

In The Summertime - Mungo Jerry

-13

-13... glad, well deserved

-14... OMG is it catching Fluffy... is Gee-ski snobbin ya too now?? -13 ... commented too soon but not soon enough... morning G... did you like all your woohoos?

102 + (2x7) =

9 ... maybe he just doesn't realise its you with the new fancy shmancy american middle name... its offended his delicate English sensibilities... you know they're still sensitive about the yanks showing them the door.

Key Largo - Bertie Higgins

If your life is going off the rails and you start to think having a smoke will calm things down. ~ think again, get right with yourself, contact an ally, post an SOS ~ When you feel crappy and a bit down thinking a smoke will make you feel better. ~ think again, get right with yourself, contact an ally, post an SOS ~ When you need to give yourself a little pat on the back for a job well done, and a smokes seem the right reward. ~ think again, get right with yourself, contact an ally, post an SOS ~

I Am Australian - The Seekers (the naffest aussie song ever)

^^^ Oh that was so worth googling.... as is mine that follows, but I'll save you the effort: Twisted - Wayne G (evidence there is more than one child in this room) This is not a G rated song.... not grandkid / kid / work friendly .... you have been warned.

As mud.... can you just explain that again. How come some covers are better than the originals?

^^ oooo Double double ... very clever Mr Doo-dah ... you do know I have you tube all these as we go.... Ease On Down The Road - Consumer Report