July 10, 20188 yr Well fu*k me sideways...I was trying to research a "sweat towel" for my daughters teacher as a gift, I know she runs to burn off the excess fuckwit energy of children, I 100% support and do the same myself. I came across a Ta ta towel and thought what in the wide world of fuckingfucks is this jiggery wankery and no shit...it's a towel that you hoist round your neck and it kinda hammocks each boob to absorb boob sweat! wellifuckingseenitallnow thefuckeryisreal I had to come on and tell you all! I'm dying laughing. ******* amaze!!!
July 10, 20188 yr 37 minutes ago, Marti said: Well fu*k me sideways...I was trying to research a "sweat towel" for my daughters teacher as a gift, I know she runs to burn off the excess fuckwit energy of children, I 100% support and do the same myself. I came across a Ta ta towel and thought what in the wide world of fuckingfucks is this jiggery wankery and no shit...it's a towel that you hoist round your neck and it kinda hammocks each boob to absorb boob sweat! wellifuckingseenitallnow thefuckeryisreal I had to come on and tell you all! I'm dying laughing. ******* amaze!!! When I die I want you to do my eulogy ? Edited July 10, 20188 yr by BAT
July 10, 20188 yr 20 minutes ago, WeegieWoman said: We need pictures and cos you've bin a good fvckin chook I even found video...
July 10, 20188 yr Do they come in different sizes ???....from dainty beads of sweat.. To wow...fill a bucket !!!
July 10, 20188 yr 15 minutes ago, WeegieWoman said: Do you think the ta ta towel is a type of contraception? Yep... in the same contraceptive classification as crocs.
July 10, 20188 yr @Marti it’s the greatest towel in the universe apparently... ? I (like an idiot) agreed to a swim playdate with one of my daughters classmates.... holy back-swamp redneck Batman.... I need to move my kids the **** outta this state.
July 11, 20188 yr When I run all the way down stairs to answer the phone... Only there is silence...fcuk you too..
July 11, 20188 yr 9 time out of fkcuin 10 when my landline home phone rings, it's some fkucin idiot from a call centre in India trying to sell me duct-cleaning services!
July 11, 20188 yr ffffffffffffffuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuucccccccccccccccccccccccccckkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
July 11, 20188 yr ^^^^ ?Their coming home.... their coming home ......England's coming home.. ? Oooppp sorry...Too soon..?????????? My job is done.. goodnight ? Edited July 11, 20188 yr by Wee fluffy me
July 17, 20188 yr OK... so growing up it wasn't christmas night until one of the little uncles played this at the christmas party and then we watched grandma throw her slippers with the accuracy of dead eyed dick at the back of their head as they bolted out the door.... she never frickin missed, even in her late 80s... never missed. Now remember this is in the swearing thread and I'm an Aussie... so expect the C word... this is not kid friendly....
July 18, 20188 yr 1 hour ago, Paul723 said: Wife with positive biopsy for breast cancer - ****. Caught early, but still. Yes thank goodness it was caught early.
July 18, 20188 yr @Paul723 glad it was caught early. Keeping you all in my thoughts for the journey ahead. Fvckin cancer, cvnty fvckin prick faced c0cksucker! .... hey look after you too mate, vent here whenever you need....cbdave posted this in my thread its a good and inspiring read and so far its like a playbook of what's happening. https://herecomesthesun927.com/2016/11/14/dear-every-cancer-patient-i-ever-took-care-of-im-sorry-i-didnt-get-it/
July 19, 20188 yr Our fvcking neighbor got ANOTHER dog! He's already given four, yes four, dogs away after they get full grown. This is the same neighbor who's 4h bunny got in my yard and we said we would keep him because he was going to give him to a friend to cook! Not to mention the guinea pigs he let loose in his backyard that, shockingly, ended up dead. It should be against the law for people like this to own animals. Sickening... ? Edited July 19, 20188 yr by jillar
July 19, 20188 yr @jillar so while this cretin probably shouldn't have fur babies, if he only wants dogs when they are puppies, why doesn't he just foster guide dogs, police puppies or disability support puppies... you only have those for 12-18 months. oh... um fvck, fvck, fvckity fvck, fvck.... there swearing quotient met.
July 19, 20188 yr @notsmokinjo he couldn't do that because they don't have time to give the puppies they do get. One dog they paid $2,000.00 for training but never followed through with it so the dog "was too hyper" for them. The others the same, one excuse after the other. I've jokingly said they're too busy with their two young sons to have pets and he's laughed about it! I just feel bad for the animals. Luckily they've all found better homes but how many more will be as fortunate to?
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