December 27, 20214 yr Two regulars are sitting at a bar when one of them casually points to a couple of drunks across from them. “That’s us in ten years,” he says. His friend takes a sip from his beer, sets it down on the bar, turns to his friend, and slurs, “That’s a mirror.”
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December 30, 20214 yr Very old joke from Las Vegas lounge days, A man takes his young son to the zoo and they walk around until they come upon an elephant and the little boy asks "Daddy what is that thing hanging down on the elephant?" and the daddy answers "That is his trunk son" And the son says "No Daddy further back" and the dad says Well son that is his tail" and the young boy says "No daddy it`s right in the middle. When mommy brought me she said it was nothing" and Daddy said "Well, your Mother is just spoiled!!
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