November 12, 20214 yr I think I have this figured out...I just don't answer the phone, If I do not know the name or number that pops up on my screen, I do not answer. It is much more peaceful around here. K PS my car works fine!
November 16, 20214 yr Not funny but funny, went to the grocery today for milk and sodas. Needed canned black eyed peas for the stash. Went down the canned veggie aisle. There was a big guy there blocking the way. Must have been 6 1/2 feet tall. I said "excuse me" I just need to grab black eye peas. Got them and turned and he must have had 50 cans or pork and beans in his cart. He says to me "I wish they had low sodium chick peas". I was like Dude what do you think is in those pork and beans, no I did not say it. I said you need to get dry ones and cook them so you can control your salt. He also advised me that bread would be going up to 10 dollars a loaf. So do not blame me if you can't find pork and beans and have to pay 10 bucks for bread!
November 18, 20214 yr Dear Santa I've been good all year okay most of the time once in a while never mind ill buy my own stuff
November 18, 20214 yr A parrot swallows a Viagra tablet his owner disgusted puts him the freezer to cool off later when he opens the freezer he finds the parrot sweating how come your sweating he ask the parrot replies do you know how hard it is to open the legs of a frozen chicken
November 20, 20214 yr The oldest computer was owned by Adam and Eve it was an apple with very limited memory just 1 byte and everything crashed
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