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I just found out my

neighborhood had 

a meeting about the

crazy lady its weird

that they forgot to

invite me. 😂😂

Thought I was having 

a hot flash this morning

then I realized it was just

 my boobs in my coffee

2 minutes ago, Linda said:

Thought I was having 

a hot flash this morning

then I realized it was just

 my boobs in my coffee

You're lucky to have boobs big enough to do that! 

 

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On 7/4/2021 at 1:17 PM, d2e8b8 said:

@Sirius, Hello friend!

Thanks for that.🏅    Good to know I still have a few.  🤪

.

Edited by BKP

I accidentally swallowed some

scrabble tiles and now

I'm experiencing constant

vowel movements the next

trip to the bathroom could

spell diaster

 

Two Rabbinical students needing the traditional BLACK gowns for formal occasions went to the renowned tailor Marcus Pinkus to have them made.  In two weeks time the soon to be Rabbi's went to pick up the gowns from the tailor, Marcus Pinkus.   Upon try on and inspection one remarked he thought the color to be more dark Navy than Black, the other suggested to look at them outdoors in sunlight to verify the color.   In the sunlight it still looked Dark Navy not black.  Just then one of the rabbinical students noticed two nuns walking towards them.  Hey he said, Nuns wear black,, lets compare this color to their nun habits as they pass,, the two nuns also saw the rabbinical students, one nun said,, look two Rabbi's the other nun said,, no they are Priests.  One nun said lets walk close and listen to what they are saying and we'll know if they are Rabbi's or Priests.

 

After the nuns passed the Rabbinical students the one nun said "what did you hear?" I heard them speaking Latin, must be Priests !  What did they say ?  He said " Marcus Pinkus Fuckedus !"

On 7/4/2021 at 4:25 AM, Kris said:

Sirius,

I hope you know your behavior was offensive.

I enjoy a good banter but that was just out of line.

I maybe out of line scolding you but your own mother would have been horrified. Please don't do that again.

K  

 

 

@Kris why you offended? We all have one even Caitlin Jenner

 

Two old ladies 

walking down the sidewalk

one says my joints are stiff

the second one replied

your rolling them to tight

Orgasms are one of most

healthiest form of stress

relief so when I tell you 

to go f**k yourself

its because I care

 

Hope nobody is offended

but I found this pretty hilarious!!

 

 

 

I woke up this morning

determined to drink less

eat right and exercise

but that was 4 hours

ago when I was younger

and full of hope

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