July 4, 20215 yr Author 3 minutes ago, Mac#23 said: I thought it was hysterical and have no issues Sirius. Whaha......I knew you would ...😁😁
July 4, 20215 yr I just found out my neighborhood had a meeting about the crazy lady its weird that they forgot to invite me. 😂😂
July 4, 20215 yr Thought I was having a hot flash this morning then I realized it was just my boobs in my coffee
July 4, 20215 yr 2 minutes ago, Linda said: Thought I was having a hot flash this morning then I realized it was just my boobs in my coffee You're lucky to have boobs big enough to do that!
July 6, 20215 yr On 7/4/2021 at 1:17 PM, d2e8b8 said: @Sirius, Hello friend! Thanks for that.🏅 Good to know I still have a few. 🤪
July 6, 20215 yr I accidentally swallowed some scrabble tiles and now I'm experiencing constant vowel movements the next trip to the bathroom could spell diaster
July 6, 20215 yr Two Rabbinical students needing the traditional BLACK gowns for formal occasions went to the renowned tailor Marcus Pinkus to have them made. In two weeks time the soon to be Rabbi's went to pick up the gowns from the tailor, Marcus Pinkus. Upon try on and inspection one remarked he thought the color to be more dark Navy than Black, the other suggested to look at them outdoors in sunlight to verify the color. In the sunlight it still looked Dark Navy not black. Just then one of the rabbinical students noticed two nuns walking towards them. Hey he said, Nuns wear black,, lets compare this color to their nun habits as they pass,, the two nuns also saw the rabbinical students, one nun said,, look two Rabbi's the other nun said,, no they are Priests. One nun said lets walk close and listen to what they are saying and we'll know if they are Rabbi's or Priests. After the nuns passed the Rabbinical students the one nun said "what did you hear?" I heard them speaking Latin, must be Priests ! What did they say ? He said " Marcus Pinkus Fuckedus !"
July 7, 20215 yr On 7/4/2021 at 4:25 AM, Kris said: Sirius, I hope you know your behavior was offensive. I enjoy a good banter but that was just out of line. I maybe out of line scolding you but your own mother would have been horrified. Please don't do that again. K @Kris why you offended? We all have one even Caitlin Jenner
July 7, 20215 yr Two old ladies walking down the sidewalk one says my joints are stiff the second one replied your rolling them to tight
July 7, 20215 yr Orgasms are one of most healthiest form of stress relief so when I tell you to go f**k yourself its because I care Hope nobody is offended but I found this pretty hilarious!!
July 7, 20215 yr I woke up this morning determined to drink less eat right and exercise but that was 4 hours ago when I was younger and full of hope
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