March 12, 201511 yr Be it what you would say as a smoker or what you now hear as a non-smoker...or both :) So every day, several times a day somebody behind me at work says..."I'm going out for some fresh air" and comes back smelling like a dirty ashtray. Um excuse me pal, but what part of that cigarette provides you with fresh air? Maybe I'm missing something, but it sounds so ridiculous. Things I said: I enjoy smoking. If I die early, at least I enjoyed myself. WTF planet was I on??! Not Earth apparently,
March 12, 201511 yr At age 25: Quit? I like smoking. Why would I quit? At age 50: Quit? Yea I shoulda quit years ago, I oughta quit but I can't. At age:70: That damn chemo, I'm sicker than a dog. I need a smoke, now! Here, hold my oxygen bottle.
March 12, 201511 yr Before: "My allergies are really acting up..." while hacking away with obvious smoker's cough... Now: "Gee, I guess my allergies are gone..." duh, yeah, because you removed 7,000 chemicals...
March 12, 201511 yr My stinkin thinkin...it's my treat ...I work hard enough for it.... Really....killing myself early....clogging my arteries....no I don't think so....idiot.....
April 30, 20179 yr Old thread, but good on to bump back up, Doreen..... One of my dumb "comments" was...... "No one knows I smoke" Anyone with a sense of smell knew I smoked! I may not have smoked when they were around me, but I know now how bad I must have smelled. The only person I think was really fooled, was ME!
April 30, 20179 yr One of my dumb "comments" was...... "No one knows I smoke" Ha ha. Yes! I always thought I was a secret smoker, but people must have known!
April 30, 20179 yr "Theres so many things that kill you why not smoke/youre going to die someday" - every smoker i know.
May 2, 20179 yr "Theres so many things that kill you why not smoke/youre going to die someday" - every smoker i know. There might be a situation where I wouldn't care if I smoked. Finding myself in a Pals regiment on the eve of the Battle of the Somme comes to mind.
May 3, 20179 yr Me - "I have to smoke. It keeps me calm and stable." :huh: Me - "It's my ONLY vice. Everyone has a vice!" :rolleyes: Me - "I will quit tomorrow...." <--said this for YEARS. <_<
May 3, 20179 yr "Sarge cam quit any time he wants - he just doesn't want... right now ..." LOL Easy Peasy
May 3, 20179 yr "I could get hit by a bus" This is statistically highly improbable (I mean how many f#*king people got hit by a bus in the last century), however dying of a smoking related disease has a chance of at least 66% according to recent figures. These figures don't include the toll of pain and suffering of the smoking related problems you don't die from and the potential disability.
May 4, 20179 yr ''I'm gonna head out for a lung snack" Me - a million times Bahaha Jim. That is so messed up. I swear I will give you a lung PUNCH if you ever smoke (or say THAT again).
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